If you've been here two months and you have less than 2000 posts,

[Bouncy Ball]

YOU ARE A SLACKER ASS!!!!!

GET BUSY.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. How long have I been here? How many posts do I have? Whats going on?

????????????????????????????

[Bouncy Ball]

4. You've been here LONGER than I have

and you have FEWER posts. GET BUSY.

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Well damn it! I thought I was doing good..

:evilfrown:

[Bouncy Ball]

11. Well shit you aren't.

And if I recall, you are younger than me and don't have a child. What's your problem?

Come on. Get with it. Snap out of it. POST.

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. I never feel like I have anything to say, so I only post silly things in

the lounge... but I'll work on it! Least you kick my ass!

[Bouncy Ball]

14. I don't personally kick ass.

But I get my friend to. She's in the pic at the top of this thread.

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. EEEK! Don't send her after me! I'll try harder I promise...

Just keep her away! :scared:

[Bouncy Ball]

20. See Collette?

See Collette's arms? She wants something to practice on...

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. ACK! Dude... that is just not cool......... she has man arms!

Yikes.....

[hippiechick]

2. I've been here from the start and I only have 5000

I choose my battles carefully (most of the time).


:hippie:

[Bouncy Ball]

9. LOL

Get ta postin girlie

[ok_cpu]

3. kick

:evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

6. Ok

you are a HUGE slacker. In fact, I think you need a Slackers Anonymous program.

What is your major malfunction? POST, DAMMIT!!!!!

[Crowdance]

5. I've been here for years......

and I'm languishing in the 500 range. I must be a slacker badass.

[Bouncy Ball]

8. You're like the King Slacker

the Crown Prince of all Slacker Asses.

Get fucking busy.

[Crowdance]

41. I'm so ashamed

[Bok_Tukalo]

57. Have I got you beat yet? Been here for over two years.

<eom>

[GOPisEvil]

10. I used to slack at work, hence my high post count.

Now I can rarely post at work, and have to post at night. Hence the long ride from 40k to where I am now.

[Bouncy Ball]

12. Yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that

you've really been slacking off lately. In that case, you better devote more hours at night to DU. Cut out things like showering and sleep. Got it?

[GOPisEvil]

15. Wait until I go on vacation Friday!

You'll REALLY miss me then.

:P

[Bouncy Ball]

16. ...

:cry:

FINE. GO THEN. WHATEVER.

[GOPisEvil]

17. Hey...I'll be back.

It's only a week. I'll be back before you know it.

[Bouncy Ball]

19. It'll be the longest damn week of my LIFE though.

But what do you care? You have your VACATION to think of, not me.

No that's FINE.

[GOPisEvil]

21. Oh yeah? I waited for you on New Year's Eve.

And you never showed up. I even had spinach artichoke dip to distract your hubby. But no, you stayed away. I thought we had something, but nooooo...:cry:

[Bouncy Ball]

30. I'm so sorry!

I was a weiner on NYE and fell asleep!

[GOPisEvil]

33. Oh well...you missed out!

South Park, booze and food! :thumbsup:

[ornotna]

23. You've heard this one before

You want a hug? :evilgrin:

















Only if that's not a picture of you, you might snap my spine.

[yvr girl]

43. Do I need to challenge you to a cage fight or something?

Snooze you lose, baby.

[Bouncy Ball]

53. ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???

[yvr girl]

55. I am indeed, my little inflatable

You keep trying to get your grubby paws on MY man. I WON'T have it.

[hippiechick]

28. If you're going on vacation Friday ...

that means you can swing thru Indy Saturday for Kef's memorial ...



:hippie:

[GOPisEvil]

32. I'd love to, but I'm flying west.

:-(

[lumberingbear]

22. I'm a slacker-ass...

and proud of it!!!

Didn't know it was a contest!

[Bouncy Ball]

25. WELL IT IS!!!

This is AMERICA where everything is a freaking contest!!!!!

[Pirate Smile]

26. Hey, yeah you! Who you callin' slacker, slacker?

I told you my families entire genealogical history on your Civil War thread and you didn't even bother to respond. Deep, dark, painful secrets!

I'd say you have some of your own housecleaning to do!

:spank: :evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

27. Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!

(NO seriously I'll go check it, I hadn't been back in that one in a while...)

SLAP!

[Pirate Smile]

35. You find the perfect visuals!

:-)

[Biased Liberal Media]

29. Nahh, just not a real big poster

and the picture you posted...holy wow....

[Bouncy Ball]

31. I helped her train.

[Xipe Totec]

34. I'm no slacker, I'm a voyeur

Oh, mama, hurt me!
:freak:

[Misunderestimator]

36. OMG.... MY EYES!!!

That has GOT to be a GUY!

[Amaya]

37. That pic is truly DISTURBING!

Btw, I've been here for 3 years and I still don't 3000 posts. Guess I'm not a slacker:evilgrin:

[lenidog]

38. Or possibly you have

a life and a job outside of DU. Besides they don't mind me reading at workd but they do mind me surfing the net.

[Bouncy Ball]

39. Oh God it's a joke.

Lighten up Francis.

It's ok....I was just joking!

:hi:

[lenidog]

45. I know it was

I mean how uptight can I be I have Godzilla as an avatar.

[Bouncy Ball]

46. LMAO!!!

Is that what that is? I've always wondered!

[lenidog]

50. YES it is Gozilla King of the Monsters

or in the Japanese "Gojira." When I went looking for an avatar I knew that was the one when I saw him.

[lenidog]

51. It might be rather geeky

But I am hpoing that Toho Studios will release the last Godzilla flick on the big screen. (He is going into temporary retirement) I loved him since I was a kid and would like to see him on the big screen for his last hurrah.

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

40. I think I would win

as slacker extraordinare.

[Bouncy Ball]

42. Yep

we have a winner, member since 2001. Dude, seriously.

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

44. dudette! eom

[TroubleMan]

47. I've been here for years and have less than 2000 posts

nt.

[Shananigans]

48. I have been here for four years...does that count?

Some of us prefer quality over quantity. Anyone can post thousands of meaningless posts just to get their count up. But it takes a lot more thought and effort to actually make your post count matter.

But best of luck!

[aePrime]

49. I will take my time

Thank you very much.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

52. I'm just happy to have broken 1,000

Let alone get to 2,000!

Hi, my name is Lone Star Dem, and I'm a slacker. :D

[Undercover Owl]

54. Yes man....I mean ma'am

I'm behind on posting, I guess.
But, that actually means I'm not a slacker at work!

[fnottr]

56. damn....I suck

lol

[miss_kitty]

58. Bouncy you're frightening the n00bs!

:scared:

[frictionlessO]

59. its always more with you bouncy!

More posts, more love, more alcohol, more poetry... youre a freaky green ball and that scare the hell out of the moral majority and you know it!


if ya missed me kick this thread perdy please?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2395541

[Bouncy Ball]

66. Oh I LOVE LOVE LOVE

scaring the hell out of fundies!

Off I go to practice witchcraft and lesbianism!

(It takes practice, ya know!)

:hug:

[frictionlessO]

73. yes its does and you're incredibly talented,

you can practice on me, I have a lot of experience in both areas.!!:P :hug: :loveya:

[Bouncy Ball]

75. AWRIGHT!

:loveya:

[frictionlessO]

80. Yep Ill even tuck up if you'd like!

Then Ill cast a circle and make a living altar out of you! Ha!

But all activities must be performed while wearing the glorious and TFHs! agreed?

[Huckebein the Raven]

60. sir yes sir !!!!!!!

[Briarius]

61. Below

me

:evilgrin:

[NYC Liberal]

62. I've been here about 4 months, and I have around 2200.

BUT....I only started posting in the Lounge after two months! Am I still a slacker?

[mcscajun]

63. I've been here just a little over 2 months and have less than 2000 posts..

...I thought I was running amok when I passed 1000!

Silly me.

[sundog]

64. CAGE FIGHT!!!!

I wanna cage fight you wimp :P

[Bouncy Ball]

69. ...

[sundog]

77. That's the best u got?

:boring:

I'm soooo scared. :eyes:

:P

[WMliberal]

65. Yay! It's DU hazing time!

I've been here since April and I'm only at about 1800! Haze me HARD!!!!!!!!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

68. Bend over.

[WMliberal]

74. thank you sir, may I have another?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

67. I've been here for a couple years...

I barely have any posts because I'm a lazy lurker. I read daily though. I always feel like a threadkiller too.

[Bouncy Ball]

71. LOOK AT THAT!

YOU KILLED MY FREAKING THREAD.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

76. Sorry...

this is why I lurk...

[Taxloss]

79. You know, I always feel like a threadkiller too.

I get paranoid about it.

[Bouncy Ball]

81. Aw you're not!

[Taxloss]

Awww!

You're a good man, Charlie Brown!

[WilliamPitt]

70. Momma?

[Bouncy Ball]

72. Yes?

[Taxloss]

78. Balls. Quality over quantity.

eom

[Bouncy Ball]

82. How bout

quality AND quantity?

Heh?

[Taxloss]

83. Arf!

With a guy like that selling it to me, how could I refuse?

[Bouncy Ball]

84. He's a Brit, too!

[Taxloss]

86. I am.

Is that bad?

[Bouncy Ball]

87. No, I knew you were.

That's why I pointed out that he is! Got it off a UK site.

[Taxloss]

88. Oh, fairy nuff. Sorry for being slow. n/t

[Bullwinkle925]

85. Is that AHNOLD'S sister??

WooHoo - would hate to meet up with that one!!

[ariesgem]

89. I've been here since 2001. I'm very shy, but working my way up to

200 posts.:-)