Time for a LOONEY TUNES THREAD!!!!!!

[CO Liberal]

What with Pretzelboy's coronation coming up, the tsunami, and the sudden loss of our friend Khephra, we need some humor.

Post your favorite line from a Looney Tunes cartoon. One quote per message, and put it in the subject line. If it won't fit in the subject line, continue it in the message.

I'll start with a reply to this message.

[CO Liberal]

1. "I Have Some Lovely Etchings Up In My Apartment."

"Wait right here - I'll bring them down." - Daffy Duck

[Left Is Write]

2. "Oh dear. Now I suppose I shall have to use force." - Marvin The Martian

[Lenape85]

65. He stole the PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator - Alan Keyes

[Patsy Stone]

3. Back! Back! Back! Down! Down! Down! Mine! Mine! Mine!

I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm comfortably well-off! I'm a happy miser! -- Daffy Duck

[Patsy Stone]

4. Nice boy... a might dumb... n/t

[CO Liberal]

Bugs in Drag: "I'd Like to See Something Nice ..."

"...in a pair of bedroom slippers."

Store Manager: "Confidentially, so would I."

(I never understood this joke until I was in my twenties.)

[ktowntennesseedem]

5. Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!

(with my spear and magic helmet!)

[mcscajun]

18. Kill the wabbit?

Gotta love it.

[Guaranteed]

6. "How many lumps do ya want?"

"Oh, ya better gimme a lotta, lotta lumps..."

:)

[Lenape85]

7. http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/banned-cartoons/

[Deja Q]

42. Bloody 'ell! I recall this one on TV when I was a kid!

And thanks to that article, come Friday, I'm buying both Golden volumes. :evilgrin: (after all, I gather they're uncut... while they are offensive in some ways, it's still a piece of history. Better to be remembered. Not hidden and forgotten. )

[Patsy Stone]

8. Fortunately... I keep then numbered. n/t

[Left Is Write]

9. "Gal reminds me of the highway between Forth Worth & Dallas. No curves."

Foghorn Leghorn

[Patsy Stone]

10. Actually, it's a buck and a quarter Quarter Staff,

but I ain't tellin' him that!

[CO Liberal]

24. "Yoiks! and Away!!!"

(Daffy slams into tree.)

"Yoiks! and ... Away ...."

(Daffy slams into another tree.)

"Yoiks! ... and ... Away ...."

(Daffy slams into yet another tree.)

"Yoiks......."

[Patsy Stone]

32. Finally! LOL n/t

[Left Is Write]

11. "Ain't I a stinker?"

Bugs Bunny, of course.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Bugs: Don't take life so seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

[yellowdogintexas]

13. "Of course you know, this means war"

said on more than one occasion by more than one character

[yellowdogintexas]

14. "It's Duck Season...Rabbit Season...Duck Season.."

[Deja Q]

15. Anyone buy Looney Tunes Golden volume 2?

It's tempting, but I'd only care for the road runner/coyote shorts. Daffy Duck too.

But for $50, the mix in all sorts of other 'toons too featuring one-offs and other nobodys.

Why can't the major players have their own DVD set, with the nobodys being in their own set, at a reduced price? I'd buy that for the historical reference, but the overall price is just too much. IMHO.

[jpgray]

41. My favorite Looney Tunes moments have no dialogue

My favorite characters by far are the roadrunner and Wile E Coyote.

[Sporadicus]

16. Quelle est? Une king-sized femme skunk!

Acres and acres of her, and she is mine, all mine!

[Patsy Stone]

17. What an ultra-maroon! What an im-bis-ill. What a nin-com-poop! n/t

[mcscajun]

19. I wan' an Easta' Egg, I wan' an Easta' Egg!! I wan' an Easta' Egg!!!

sez the mean widdle kid from "Easter Yeggs", while hammering on Elmer Fudd's "easter-egg-painted-head" (courtesy of one B. Bunny)

[KittyWampus]

20. I'm Independantly Wealthy, Financially Secure

or is it socially secure? Been a long time...

[Poiuyt]

21. What? No gwavy?

[Bunbury]

22. Take that! Dan Backslide, you Coward, Bully, Cad and Thief!

from The Dover Boys at Pimiento University (a/k/a) The Rivals of Roquefort Hall, a breakthrough piece by Chuck Jones

[CO Liberal]

23. Welcome to DU, Bunbury!!!

:hi:

You're gonna fit in just fine here....

[Bunbury]

36. Dear Dora Standpipe, how I love her...

father's money!

Thanks for the welcome - Looney Tunes is (are) one of the summits of 20th century culture.

[CO Liberal]

25. "HASSAN CHOP!!!!"

:-)

[6000eliot]

26. Wabbit season!

[6000eliot]

29. Missed the earlier post.

Sorry. "My stars. Monsters must lead innterrestting lives."

[mondo joe]

27. "Mot! Mot! COME BACK!!!!"

One of my favorite but lesser known episodes, featuring Mot, the Martian baby.

[CO Liberal]

28. "Wile E. Coyote ... Super Genius!"

:-)

[Paul Hood]

30. Tilt with thee I wilst , and I won't wilt.

[Aristus]

31. "Now, no need tah be unfrenly, dawg. Ah cum tah make PEACE!

Ah cum tah burrah the hatchet! Not in yo' poanted haid, boy!"

[CO Liberal]

33. "Hey, I Better Cut This Out - I May Start to Like It!!"

Elmer Fudd's dog in "An Itch In Time", when he stops in the middle of dragging his bottom across the floor.

[CO Liberal]

34. "I Represent the Ace Novelty Company of Walla Walla, Washington"

Daffy Duck, selling practical jokes to Foghorn Leghorn and The Dog.

[WMliberal]

35. the boy talks so much he's gonna get a sunburn on his tongue

[Patsy Stone]

37. "Obviously, a music lover..." n/t

[Elidor]

38. *How Do!*

Welcome to my shop
Lemme cut yer mop
Lemme shave yer crop!
Daintily…
Daintily…

*Hey you!*
Don't look so perplexed
Why must you be vexed?
Can't you see you're next?
Yes, you're next
You're so next!

How about a nice clean shave
Teach your whiskers to behave
Lotsa lather, lotsa soap
Please hold still, don't be a dope
Now we're ready for the scraping
It's no use to try escaping
Yell and scream and rant and rave
It's no use–you need a shave!

There! You're nice and cleeeeeen!
Although your face
Looks like it might have gone 'tru a ma-chine…

Elmer: Oh, wait'w I get the wabbit!
Bugs: What would you want widda wabbit?
Can't you see that I'm much sweeter
I'm your little sen-yor-eat-er
You are my type of guy!
Let me straighten your tie
Then I shall dance for you!

[Patsy Stone]

39. "Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin. " n/t

[Patsy Stone]

40. This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show! n/t

[TOhioLiberal]

43. 'bout as sharp as a sack of wet mice...'

so sayith Foghorn Leghorn, Esq. (about that dumb cluck :) Miss Prissy)

[meow2u3]

44. From "What's Opera, Doc?"

Elmer: Oh Bwunhilde, you're so wuvwy
Bugs (as Brunhilde): Yes I know it, I can't help it!
Elmer: Oh Bwunhilde, be my wuuuuv.....

[GoddessOfGuinness]

45. Beedle eedle eedeedeedee dadadadahhh...Telegram for Mongo!

I know, It's not from Looney Tunes, but it sorta is!

[LordshipLadyship]

46. You're despicable.

http://www.barbneal.com/wav/ltunes/daffy/Daffy23.wav

[CO Liberal]

47. "You Bad Ol' Puddy Tat!!!" - Tweety Pie

I say that to Della our cat, every time she hisses at and torments our dog Pearl.

[ProfessorGAC]

48. Gramma! I Bought You A Rabbit! TA HAVE!

One of the 3 best Bugs episodes, ever!
The Professor

[Cadence]

49. Give to me LAARRGGE Kiss! - Druhilda to Bugs.

[ProfessorGAC]

52. "We Will Make Mahry-yage"

Also, you forgot that she ended the "kiss" line with "Big Boy"
The Professor

[Cadence]

54. She did? I don't remember the big boy part.

I wish I could see it again. :)

[ProfessorGAC]

56. I've Got DOZENS On Tape

I watch them from time to time. Bugs is one of my life heroes.
The Professor

[CO Liberal]

50. Foghorn Leghorn: " Ya Gotta -I Say, Ya Gotta Stay On Yer TOES!"

"TOES, that is...."

[CO Liberal]

51. Broom Hilda ( sobbing) - "You Remind Me Of ... Of PAUL....."

Bugs Bunny - "Paul?"
Broom Hilda (still sobbing) - "My pet tarantula...."

[redqueen]

53. I'm bringin' home a baby bumblebee, won't my momma be so proud of me?

[jdonaldball]

55. "Jest passin' by...doy..."

From the classic one where Bugs fights the champ boxer, "Crusher."
Bugs blows him up, and The Crusher says, "Dah, I was, ah, jesht passin by...thought I'd stop in and say HELLO, doy, doy...ah, jesht pashin by......"

[Jokerman]

57. Be ya a Martin or be ya a Coy rabbit?

My friends say I'm very coy.

[giant_robot]

58. *tap*tap*tap* "For why you bury me in the cold, cold ground?" n/t

[TN al]

59. Wile E. Coyote, supergenius

[DinahMoeHum]

60. "'Dis widdle piddy went to market, 'dis widdle piddy stayed home. . ."

"...'dis widdle piddy had woast beef
Oh my! I wan outta piddies!"

:evilgrin:

[obreaslan]

61. "Abbra-Ca-Pocus!...Hocus-Ca Dabra!.... Newport News!....

Walla Walla Washington!"

[DinahMoeHum]

62. "Arriba! Andelay, andelay! Yee hah!"

Speedy Gonzales

:evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

"Of Course You Know, THIS Means WAR!!!' - Bugs Bunny

:-)

[CO Liberal]

63. "Of Course You Know, THIS Means WAR!!!' - Bugs Bunny

:-)

[MadHound]

64. Ho, ha ha, guard, turn, parry, dodge, spin, ha, thrust! Badadadam!

[yellowdogintexas]

66. "Sufferin' succotash!"

[CO Liberal]

67. "Great Horny Toads!!" - Yosemite Sam

Sourece: http://www.math.ukans.edu/