ForrestGump Posts his 5000th!!

[SOteric]

And everyone proudly bearing a photo of Salma Hayak!

Congratulations you big cutie, you!!

You're one of the good guys, and we're lucky to have such a smart, funny, progressive fella to call friend.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. And all us inhabitants

of Dildo send warm regards and congratulations to our brethren across the moist and pounding ocean in WetWang...without you...we wouldn't know who to imitate.

I know it was HARD for a WetWanger to pump it up 5000 times and realize that at anytime you could have gone soft on the challenge...but you made all of us in Dildo envious of your WetWang sticktuitiveness and now we all wanna be just like you....

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

7. Oo...another little cutie!

Cutie, I said, not cootie. :P

Thanks, NSMA! I was surprised to hear that you managed to tear yourself away from Dildo, though I do understand that there's some friction down there that needs to be alleviated before you return to it. In the meantime, feel free to spend some time exploring WetWang...I'm rather proud of it. In fact, my WetWang is your WetWang.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. Sorry but with that new pic..I didn't read a word you just said

you can't have too much red!

[ForrestGump]

27. I'd agree with that! if I could stop staring at the same picture...

Do you really think it's my color?

[ForrestGump]

2. Thanks, you little cutie...

But I think I got the better side of the deal - I'm the lucky one. :D

[SOteric]

3. Yeah,

a lotta folks are gonna be jealous of your hot fling with Salma.

[ForrestGump]

9. Oh, yeah

None more than me! :loveya:

[HEyHEY]

5. Those can't be real

[ForrestGump]

10. You mean the Golden Globes or the fact that

I'm wearing a tux tonight?

Hey, HeyHey - guess what...I have to admit that I stuck my head on Ed Norton's body. The dude is 6' 1". I'm four inches taller than him. I imagine Salma's wearing heels. You do the math...

[HEyHEY]

11. I thought it was just Tom Hanks on Valium

Those actor types are junkies....

But yowzaa! Looks like you added something else to selma in that photo

[ForrestGump]

14. Nope, that's all Salma!

She's pretty small, actually, I think. Well, I mean, in absolute terms....

[HEyHEY]

4. HEY WAY TO GO FORREST!

POST FORREST POST!

[ForrestGump]

12. Thanks, HeyHey, thanks!

Been meaning to ask you, though, dude - what's with the picture of Pat Boone in platform shoes? :D

[HEyHEY]

15. That's me...the last month has been real stressful

Now I'm gonna be a NHL player...I figure I can do it...what with the strike looming they'll be looking for scabs.

[ForrestGump]

19. I hope they pick the right scabs then

Wear a mouthguard now, y'hear?

[VOX]

6. Good going, FG!

Congrats on your milestone, a testament to your prolific and intelligent nature. Your wit is a welcome tonic in these hallowed virtual halls.

Best to you and Salma -- :toast:

[ForrestGump]

16. Thanks, rezmutt!

Yes, it's a milestone, I suppose (or a 1.6-kilometerstone), for your Friendly Neighborhood Millstone.

Thanks a lot!

[kayleybeth]

8. Congrats! n/t

[ForrestGump]

17. Thanks! And right back to you, for your 200th!

[Duncan Grant]

13. Congrats ForrestGump!!!

I look forward to an afternoon laugh whenever I see your posts!

Here's a classic ForrestGump:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=62644

:silly: :evilgrin: :crazy: :toast: You're good people Forrest.

[ForrestGump]

18. Ha! I remember that one! Poor little ass....

Takes good people to know good people, Bay Area dude!

It's good to see you again...

[populistmom]

20. WTG, Forrest!

I love Salma's new dress. Kind of red and slinky, huh?

[ForrestGump]

21. Thanks, populistmom!

Yeah....I like them red 'n' slinky ones. Wish it came in my size, darn it... :loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

22. Congratulations Forrest!!!

You're one of the best! I'm glad to have made your acquaintance! :toast:

[ForrestGump]

26. Thanks, Mr isEvil!

I'll drink to that! And return the toast, to one of the bestest of the best.

Yasas!

[GOPisEvil]

33. Why is that smiley, um, smiling?

I guess it's happy to see me! :D

[ForrestGump]

46. The real question is

why is it so big? :o

[GOPisEvil]

53. Sadly...overkill

:evilfrown:

[proud patriot]

23. Holy Cowwwwwwwwwwww !

right on :bounce:

[ForrestGump]

28. A sacred cow? Where? I thought I'd already besmirched 'em all...

:D

Thanks, proudly patriotic one!

[Seneca]

24. great job!

His sig pic always makes me laugh out loud. It tells me more about both Gumps than I may have wanted to know! :-)

Great job FG! :toast:

[ForrestGump]

29. Thanks, dude!

Yes, you want to watch out for those Gump people. :-)

By way of example, here's an actual capture of the neurological activity going on in my head right now, translated into images via a groundbreaking new process: http://www.my-smileys.de/1,2_Schleudertrauma.gif


Amazingly enough, it was the same thing yesterday...and the day before...and

[ForrestGump]

30. Hey, all right...look at that....

I'm at 6000 now. :D

[SOteric]

31. Alternatively,

Not.

[SiouxJ]

32. Congratulations!

So glad we met :bounce:

Anytime I need a little kick in the pants or someone to go on Space Mountain with, I know just who to call :D

:loveya: :hi: :bounce: :toast:

[ForrestGump]

39. Thanks, SiouxJ!

You SpaceMountain Cadet!

[newyawker99]

34. Congrats FG!!

:toast:

[ForrestGump]

40. Thank you, Ms newyawker!

And a New Yawkish dance for you:

:D

[Karenina]

35. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

You're ALL THAT AND a BAG O' CHIPS! :loveya: :toast: :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

41. Na Duuuuuuuuuu!

Thank you!

You can share my chips any time, Karenina...

But I can't find a chips smiley. How about popcorn?

:loveya:

[soleft]

36. Congrats!

And that's all I've got to say about that.

[ForrestGump]

43. That's enough...thanks!

Want a chocolate, while you're here?

[Maddy McCall]

37. Congrats Forrest!

WOW! 5,000! That's awesome! :toast:

[ForrestGump]

44. Thanks, nonsmoking lady!

I don't know about awesome...maybe awful. :D

Full of something anyway! :o

My best wishes go with you on your journey over the next little while, along with those of everyone else here.

[Maddy McCall]

49. Over 12 hours now....

and haven't really had cravings, not severe ones, anyway :-)

[ForrestGump]

50. Excellent!

And now you're probably asleep (hope so, anyway) so you can add a few more hours to that already, in advance - one hour at a time, one day at a time, you're getting there!

It's like the song: it's funny how time slips away. In no time you'll be talking about being smoke-free for x-number of months.

And if your body sends grumpy signals to your mind today, just remind it of how much better it's going to feel, and be, once its rid of the poisons. This is that clichéd First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life, so please make sure you mark the occasion by having a great day!


A gold star for the first 12-plus hours!

[supernova]

38. Happy 5000th ForrestGump!

:toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :party: :party:

You are one of the funniest people online..ever. I always look forward to your posts.

[ForrestGump]

45. Thanks, Ms supernova!

You are a blast! A cosmic blast! :D

It's the Bossa Nova with supernova!

[supernova]

48. Oh Baby!

I love the Bossa Nova! Great sexy dance! :D I had 3 glasses of a great red wine. What are you doing still up?

[ForrestGump]

51. Three glasses of wine? Can I ask you anything?

:D

You know the song "Bossa Nova Baby"?



Yeah!

I'm still up?

No I'm not. :P

Ask me anything....

[burr]

42. great shot...

I mean happy 5000th to ya. can't wait to see you post 10,000!
:thumbsup:

[ForrestGump]

47. Thanks! 'twas a shot in the dark!

Hey, I think I'm already at 10 000. That was quick. :D

Oooo...look: Salvador Dali smiley:

[Susang]

52. Way to go!

You definitely are one of the good guys! :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

54. I appreciate that! Takes one to know one, of course...

:-)

Please give yourself a big hug for me!

[Aristus]

55. Congrats on five grand, Forrest, ole buddy!

And here's to many more! :toast:

BTW, there's only one thing I don't like about Salma's dress; she's wearing it!

Got any of her without? And can you PM it to me? :evilgrin: