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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 04:06 PM
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You know you have a drinking problem if you buy this.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 04:07 PM
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1. hell no! that's awesome!
you can bring it into bars and drink free!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 08:45 PM
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13. No, no the theater, I'm sure that would make a lot of movies way better!
:7
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rawtribe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 04:08 PM
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2. 3oz
better fill it with 151..
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seriousstan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 04:26 PM
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8. Straight grain
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 04:08 PM
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3. Actually, if I buy two of them I can SOLVE my drinking problem of
how do I conceal the booze at work without anyone guessing!

/kidding

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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 04:09 PM
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4. What a wonderfull gift!!!!
Wonder if it would pass through concert or sports gates. I know a few people this would interest.
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 04:10 PM
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5. Dagnabbit!! It DOES NOT come with a funnel.
How do you drink from it? Without a funnel, I mean. :silly:
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 08:29 PM
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11. You only need the funnel to fill it (at home)
...and I know you know that. :crazy:

real easy to pour some of whatever you like into your drink at the concert. Appropriate mixer selection is critical here. :silly:
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 04:10 PM
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6. Excuse me while I suck on the antenna
of this here cell phone.

Right.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 04:11 PM
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7. *holding flask to ear*
Hold on...I can't hear you. Let me take another swig!

*hiccup*

:silly:
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 04:28 PM
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9. I want one!
Edited on Wed Jan-19-05 04:28 PM by Worst Username Ever
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 04:33 PM
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10. I *hic* want one!
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 08:39 PM
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12. This one is even better.
The 3 oz. capacity of the cell phone leaves something to be desired.

This is much better. Holds 16 oz. and HAS a funnel, only 3 bucks more.


http://funideas.com/product.asp?pid=34

Strange but true story, Burt Young showed me the binocular flask in 1989 on the set of Rocky V.
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Berserker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 08:55 PM
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14. I like this part
Availability: Usually ships the next business day.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 09:23 PM
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15. drinking problem
My drinking problem is that Heineken is expensive sometimes
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 09:32 PM
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16. No. You have a drinking problem if you have a conversation on it.
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put out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 10:37 PM
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17. I don't know about that. It would probably sound more
intelligent than most of the one-sided phone conversations I hear. Think about it: you could give yourself some therapy, do some daily affirmations, dictate letters to the people who have wronged you, live a fantasy of being the Head M-Fer In Charge.

It would look more sane than doing the same things to a mailbox or lamp post. I think people are doing this already into their phone.
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