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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:03 AM
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My dog, the wino
Somehow a glass of wine was left around the house (can't imagine what fucking drunk did THAT!) and the dog decided to drink it down.
First I knew of it was the poor dog kept falling on her face. She could not keep her legs under her body.
I was concerned.
I thought the poor thing was having a stroke or something.
I got her to lay down and checked her eyes...okay.
Her breath... ah ha!

I knew that smell.

I cuddled her and slept with her on her pillow while she went through her first trip.

See, even the dog had to get drunk to get over **'s inagugral! She is pretty much passed out now.

Looks happy though.
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clovis29 Donating Member (279 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:05 AM
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1. booze is bad for dogs
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:05 AM
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2. My Cinnamon dog was the same
She loved laping up leftover booze. I miss her.
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rawtribe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:06 AM
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3. Is she 21
in dog years?
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:08 AM
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4. no, she would be about 5 or 6
I feel like Red Rodney
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 06:05 AM
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5. The hangover should be a sight to see
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 07:47 AM
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6. I forsee a life for her

hanging out on Skippy Row, cleaning windows with her tongue for some paltry change to buy another bottle to feed her addiction.

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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 10:15 AM
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7. Could be. She seems fine today. She did sleep a little sounder
than normal.

I think she will survive.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 10:18 AM
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8. Expect her to ask for more booze
if she sees (or, more accurately, smells) you drinking wine or beer.
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