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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:20 PM
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I gave my love a cherry, that had no stone....
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
I told my love a story
That had no end
I gave my love a baby
With no crying.

How can there be a cherry
That has no stone?
And how can there be a chicken
That has no bone?
And how can there be a story
That has no end?
And how can there be a baby
With no crying?

A cherry when it's blooming
It has no stone
A chicken when in the shell
It has no bone
The story of how I love you
It has no end
A baby when it's sleeping
It's no crying.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:25 PM
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1. "I gave my love a cherry, that had no stone...."
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
I told my love a story
That had no end.....

*oomph*

SMASH! WHACK! CRUNCH!

BASH! BASH! BASH!

Sorry.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:33 PM
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2. Poor Stephen Bishop
Shoulda just stuck to "On and On" . . .
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:46 PM
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3. better STFU before this guy hears you
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Osamasux Donating Member (846 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:48 PM
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4. I loved John's expressions in that scene.
He heard him out, gave it some thought, then did what had to be done. A mercy killing.
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 04:55 PM
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5. I gave my love a stoner that had no cherry

I gave my love a porno flick, it had no bone
I told my love a story, he said "Yeah right."
I told my love dead baby jokes, he ranked on my mom.
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