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Edited on Mon Feb-21-05 05:36 PM by trof
When I become Emperor of the Universe I will publish the following decree:
"Direct mail advertisers will henceforth refrain from displaying messages on the outside of envelopes designed to make the recipient open said envelope, including (but not limited to) such phrases as "IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ENCLOSED".
All direct mail advertising shall be plainly labeled, on the outside of the envelope, JUNK MAIL.
The penalty for the first infraction shall be extreme disfigurement, possibly having to do with the genital area.
The penalty for the second infraction shall be death, thus negating the need for further penalties."
(signed) HRH trof I Emperor of the Universe
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