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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:04 PM
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Please don't bring fat-assed, retarded vegans to restaurants Part 1
You should see the damage those chubby, developmentally disabled donkeys and mules do to the salad bar. And the droppings, my god! Who wants to watch some ass shit while they're trying to eat? Also, the constant braying isn't really conducive to conversation.

Have I left anything out?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:05 PM
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1. snort - now I can't breathe!
You are on a roll!
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:08 PM
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4. LMRFVAO!
That's funny!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:05 PM
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2. not "droppings"
more like the spoor of some demon-possessed hell beast.
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:05 PM
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3. Did their kids puke at the beverage bar?
That would cap it, I think.
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:09 PM
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5. Any place with a beverage bar is fair game
If you're going to be a snob, don't stop with the patrons.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:16 PM
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6. but MODEM I have a date with one of them on FRIDAY
I mean, we gotta EAT, ya know ??? :7
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:17 PM
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7. Just take Nestor to the nearest park
And for God's sake use a diaper!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 04:17 PM
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8. I just don't understand what you all have agianst people from Las Vegas!!!


I don't think that is right!!!
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