Lost button!

[Magrittes Pipe]

Poll question: Lost button!

I just accidentally popped a button off my sleeve, and I can't find it! :cry:

I'm far too lazy to look everywhere for it. Where could it be?

[lonestarnot]

1. In your nose? n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. I just checked.

But all I found was a plug of mucus, a scab, and a few hairs.

[TahitiNut]

2. Under your keyboard.

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Nope.

Although there is, apparently, a condom wrapper there.

I don't like where I work. :scared:

[lpbk2713]

5. Out in the parking lot.

You caught it on the car door.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. No, I felt it pop off just a few minutes ago.

While sitting at my desk.

[progmom]

7. In that rat's nest

...you call your "hair".

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. My hair is beautiful. You're clearly confusing me with my best friend:

[JimmyJazz]

17. I disagree with progmom - I think you lost it in your sports bra!

(Okay, starting now, this time, for real - I told you I couldn't resist :P)

[outraged2]

9. Does your shirt have extras....

sewn on the inside beneath the lowest button hole? If so, don't worry about the lost one.

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. But that is a logical response.

I'm looking more for the sort of thing you'd tell someone who asked an internet message board what to do about his lost button.

It's moot, really, as I can't sew for shit. And I shudder at the thought of what my girlfriend might do to my shirt with a needle and thread. :o

[outraged2]

11. I'm not usually logical...

sorry. :)

[LynneSin]

12. Have you thought of Asking the Administrators

I mean they have a forum where you can ask them anything. Maybe they know where to look

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. I'm afraid Skinner will yell at me.

:(

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Just don't hit your head on your desk when you find it.

Me? I like going to the fabric store and buying all types of buttons for shirts and such...so then I can really be lazy. :hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. It's even funner when they don't match!

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. ..and more creative!

:hi:

[ffm172]

16. the last place where you will be looking n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Profound.

[ffm172]

22. but true

:)

[TahitiNut]

28. Yep. How many people keep looking after they find it?

:shrug:

[El Fuego]

18. Guess it's a slow news day here in the Lounge!

Unlike last weekend. :7

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. I'm leaving DU.

[El Fuego]

26. Make sure you take your button!!

:hi:

[redqueen]

23. What'd I miss?

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. It was in my undershirt.

Whew! :D

[El Fuego]

25. Well....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3183071

[NoPasaran]

27. Parallel universe

Same one that socks disappear to in the laundry.

I hear when you die, you get all that stuff back. Fat lot of good it does you though.

[Worst Username Ever]

29. Under a man breast