Ann Coulter is...

[Seabiscuit]

Poll question: Ann Coulter is...

It's a nasty job, but someone's gotta do it...

[xmas74]

1. You forgot Nasty, White-Trash Skank!

[Seabiscuit]

3. I gather you're voting "Other"?

[xmas74]

4. All of the above plus.

[Seabiscuit]

2. N.B.: Just trying out Chomskyite's advice in another thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2725210

[Starone]

5. Wicked Witch of Washington

who brewed up an evil concoction of false Vietnam and Canadian History...or was just stupid enough to not know better.

[Mojambo]

6. A very disturbed person. n/t

[Coastie for Truth]

8. No. Only Rev Dobson would say "Disturbed" or "Evil"

I apologize. I live in the SF Bay Area -- and those kind of jokes are not funny out here.

[tuvor]

7. ...not worth the effort.

She's a red herring sapping up the energy of real American patriots.

[NightTrain]

9. ...a bulimic skank!

[xmas74]

13. Oooh.

We could combine ours together to be a nasty,bulemic,white trash skank!

[Seabiscuit]

10. OK, who's the wiseacre who voted "none of the above"????

[hickman1937]

11. Boring, predictable, and gets way too much attention.

Like a running sore, she needs to be watched, have some medication slapped on her(I hear pie works) and left alone. She's creepy, like body lice, but if you, as an adult, take normal precautions, chances are good you won't need defumigation. She feeds on those who don't mind the itch.

[Seabiscuit]

12. If she's Bill Mahr's wet dream, it's no wonder he's still single.

[Seabiscuit]

14. Yo, Chomskyite - I don't think it's working.

:shrug:

[ronnykmarshall]

15. The "C" word

plain and simple.

[Seabiscuit]

16. Hey, folks, I just got a nasty threatening call from someone saying he was

Ann Coulter's "publicist". I said: "pubic what"? And hung up.

HEY! WE GOT ANN'S ATTENTION! LET'S LAY IT ON DU'ERS!!!

[Seabiscuit]

17. IOW, LET'S TURN UP THE VOLUME ON THE "C" WOMAN

[hickman1937]

18. Did he whistle thru those missing teeth?

Who the hell needs her attention? Let me know when true evil calls, like rove or falwell.

[hickman1937]

19. Or their undying master.

Sorry, seabiscuit, I'll stop now.

[Seabiscuit]

21. That's OK - you're keeping the poll on page 1. :)

[Seabiscuit]

20. Now that you mention it, he sounded just like Falwell.

Nothing like being beautifically threatened.

[hickman1937]

23. Please don't blaspheme.

Did you mean beatifically?

be·a·tif·ic Audio pronunciation of "beatifically" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (b-tfk)
adj.

Showing or producing exalted joy or blessedness:

I think you mean snakebit threatened.

[Seabiscuit]

25. OK, snakebit with that phony beautific vocal intonation only Falwell can

make you want to throw up about.

[Seabiscuit]

30. OK - Karl Rove just called and offered me a job working for him.

So the front line must take stabs at their surrogates more seriously than we do. There may be something to that.

OK, KKKarl, how's this for an audition:

Ann the "C." is a frothing mealy-mouthed trans-sexual hypocritical coward of the lowest moral order, who falseley paints "liberals" with the smears with naturally attach to your neo-con brethren. Treason? That's a Repuke crime. Slander? That's a Repuke modus operendi. Coulter? One of your biggest media liabilities.

Do I get the job?

[Zuni]

22. an utterly vile slut

I find her revolting in every way

[Seabiscuit]

24. Yes! We need more of this! Ann "the C." is watching!

[hickman1937]

26. This is the last post about man.

Call me when they send in the first string. Come on guys, we spend way too much time slamming the farm team. We need to be stalked by a better class of creeps.
on edit. Agent whoever, wouldn't you agree?

[Seabiscuit]

28. Ah... but take away the backup players and then no one's there to fill in

when we kneecap the first stringers.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

27. A self-hating manic depressive n/t

[Seabiscuit]

29. "Oops, she did it again"

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/02/28.html#a1740

Alan Colmes peels Coulter like a rotten onion.

[ronnykmarshall]

33. Wow! Alan Colmes gets a spine!!

Let me go check on them flying pigs.

[Crankie Avalon]

31. I'm amused by her, to tell the truth...

...I think she's sooo pathetic, sooo obviously unhinged, and sooo unpersuasive (even anti-persuasive) that she makes her side look bad.

I just pray she stays on the right and doesn't do a David Brock switch. He's a brainy, productive asset, but she's just a drag on and embarrassment to whomever she aligns herself.

[Seabiscuit]

37. She can't switch. No one would buy her books. No MSM would invite her.

[terrya]

32. A woman who's created an act. A self-invention. And now she believes it.

She was nothing before she started her "liberals are traitors, scum, etc" bit. She came up with this schtick, and now look at her. Books, television appearances, etc, etc. She's well known, now. She's a success. Face it.

Unfortunate thing is, she's come to believe in the act now.

[ProfessorGAC]

34. I Think You're Right

Also, i have strong suspicions about how she got attention in the media in the first place. There are also rumors about how she got through law school. They've been extant for quite some time. I think you know what i'm talking about.
The Professor

[Seabiscuit]

36. Hmmm.... do the rumors have anything to do with her loooong neck?

[Seabiscuit]

35. J.P. Sartre called it "bad faith" ("la mauvaise foi") - if you lie often

enough you begin to believe your own lies. That's what's befallen Mz. Monster Adam's Apple.

She can cash her paychecks, but her credibillity credit's no good anywhere.

[Seabiscuit]

38. Wow! Out of 10 choices, "All of the above" got 62% of the votes!