I just learned that I can lose 3 to 4 dress sizes

[tcfrogs]

How did those wacky spam e-mailers know that:

a) I need to lose those dress sizes
b) I'm a GUY who likes to wear dresses

What intuition on their part, huh?

[ffm172]

1. why do I need a penis enlargement??

same question ...

[tjwmason]

4. Not wishing to be too personal

But is your penis very long?

I thought not.

[ffm172]

6. why do I need a penis

as a woman? I rather have a man attached to it :)

[tekriter]

2. And WHY would someone who had found the secret to unlimited wealth...

be willing to share it with strangers?

For that matter, why would he spend time trying to sell his method instead of using that time to earn dough WITH his method??

Can't talk more now - looking for my personalized star with my telescope!

[tjwmason]

3. They're watching you

And they thought that the slinky black number you wore last night was just a tiny bit tight for you.

[Rhiannon12866]

5. I can also increase the size of my penis, which I'd rather not,

Since I am female. And I can also cure my erectile dysfunction, also not a great concern of mine. I'm only a size 6 or 8 dress size, but we still might do well to exchange e-mail addresses.:shrug: