What's a girl like you

[ET Awful]

Doin' in a place like this?
I left my place after midnight
And I came to this hall
Me and my girlfriend, we came here
Lookin' to ball

You came to the right place
This is it
This is the swingin-est place
In New York City

NO SHIT!

How true it is (how true indeed)
Me and my girlfriend, we come here
Every night looking for that
Hot romance we need
We like to get it on --
Do you like to get it on, too?

Well now, what did you have in mind?

Okay: well I get off bein' juked
With a baby octopus
An spewed upon with cream corn! AAH... UNH!

An' my girlfriend, she digs it
With a hot YOOHOO bottle
While somebody's screamin':
CORKS 'N' SAFETIES
PIGS 'N' DONKEYS
ALICE COOPER'S GONNA ... AAAAAAH!

Well, it gets me so hot
I could scream

ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH!
ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH!

You two chicks sound real far aout and groovy
Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa...
Magic Fingers in the Bed (Picture it!)
Wall-mounted TV screen:
Coffeemaker plugged into the bathroom wall
Formica's really keen!

What kind of girls do you think we are?
What kind of girls do you think we are?
Don't call us groupies
That is going too far
We wouldn't ball you
Just because you're a star

These girls wouldn't let just anybody
Spew on their vital parts
They want a guy from a group with a
Big hit single in the charts

Funny you should mention it:
Our new single just made the charts this week
With a bullet! With a bullet!
Just let me put a little more
Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, Baby
And you can show me how a young girl such as you
Might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me...

What hotel did you say you are staying at?
Wanna split right away?

Not so fast, you silly boy... there's one thing I gotta say:

We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts

(rest of song censored so as not to violate "no sex threads" guidelines :evilgrin:)

[StopTheMorans]

1. i'm a man!

:cry:

[ET Awful]

2. Alice Cooper Alice Copper . . .YAAAAAAAAAH

Ever been to a Holiday Inn?

:evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

3. No!

:spank:

[achtung_circus]

4. Ya see,

I'm a lonely guy,
From out of town,
And I want some action.

I'm looking for a gooey, drippy, runny kind of a .......









Haven't heard this in years.

Imagine me and you, I do.
I think about you day and night,
it's only right,

[ET Awful]

5. Girls from all over the world

flock to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whiskey a Go Go
For I am Bwana Dick
I am Bwana Dick