Russian chicks dig me

[KG]

at least 2 per week tell me so, in broken english, in reponse to my Yahoo personals ad. :eyes:

[Tektonik]

1. So are you going to hook up with one of the babushkas?

:evilgrin:

[KG]

2. maybe later.

still giving american women first crack at my fine self.

[coloradodem2005]

3. Ah.

Trying to get into the country to be with you huh? :eyes:

[KG]

5. the true measure of my animal magnetism.

that they would leave their wonderful homeland, just to be with me.

[coloradodem2005]

6. Your dime or theirs?

:P

[KG]

8. i'm thinking i'm sposed to pay the shipping and handling.

[coloradodem2005]

10. Do they tell you that they are practically in love with you?

Refer to themselves as your girlfriend. One did it to me and God was I weirded out. If I wasn't suspicious for other reasons, I certainly would have been so about that.

[KG]

13. mostly the message is such mangled english it's like

interpting a bush speech.

[CanuckAmok]

15. I collect broken English...check this one out:

It's my favourite...

Character:
I'm the woman, and it told about all. I be tender and gentle but I can be very harmful, I'm obedient both rebellious, independent and irresolute, at times tempest of emotions storm in my soul. To the people I give smiles and warmly, but I can be is severe and is avaricious on words and tendernesses.


Interests:
Reading of the entertaining books with an interesting plot (ironical detectives), I love to dance, the pings-pongs, to sing in the company, I'm good housewife.

[KG]

16. um, yeah, sumthin like that...

[CanuckAmok]

17. I've been searching for someone who loves the pings-pongs as much as I do!

and it figures she'd be half-way around the world.

[Dave Reynolds]

19. Woo hoo!

Where do I send the plane ticket!

My soul, she speaks it to.

[eaprez]

4. all that and yet they've never met you....amazing!

[KG]

7. they can tell from my pic i posted that i am a manly kinda man.

i photograph well.

[eaprez]

9. that's how I pick 'em....looks! get a looser every time.

[KG]

12. you'd think the first thing they would look at would be the part

where i state my income range. then they wouldnt waste their time on a poor slob like me.

[eaprez]

14. ROFL! Yeah but if you get em here, they can divorce you for a bigger ....

....WALLET!!!

[BikeWriter]

11. You, too? I thought it was just me!

[DemGa]

18. Hey, me too. --nt--