If you could pick your last words on this earth...

[Lautremont]

Poll question: If you could pick your last words on this earth...

...but they had to be a war-movie cliche, would you pick:

[SCDem]

1. what about I love the smell of Napolm in the morning?

Not that I would want any of these as my last words.

[Wickerman]

2. Hey y'all, watch this!

[meegbear]

3. FUCK ALL OF YAHS!!!!

Trite, but will be remembered by all that are present.

[WilliamPitt]

4. "At least Bush is in prison."

*thud*

There is also Aldous Huxley's alleged last words. The story goes that he was on his deathbed and ingested some LSD. He stayed there with his eyes closed for eight hours, opened his eyes, said, "I thought so," and died.

The story is probably apocryphal, but I always liked it.

[auburngrad82]

5. "Hey man, watch this fuckin' shit!" eom

[northzax]

6. I got two sets:

first, the old WWI chestnut "just close your eyes and think of england"

or for real fun "tell the padre, I can see know, he was right and I was wrong." that should fuck with their heads a bit...

[Ready4Change]

7. "Kick the tires and light the fires!"

As we prepare to launch our starships into orbit.

Buh-Bye, Earth. I'm off to outer space.

[TlalocW]

8. Rommel, you magnificient bastard!

I read your book!

Probably horribly inaccurate, but then I'm remembering the MST3K versions of this Patton quote.

Either that or, "No one walks out on me... I'm CHARLES FOSTER KANE!"

TlalocW

[Beer Snob-50]

9. "shit, i didn't think your husband was in town!!"

husband/boyfriend i will be 80 and she will be in her twenties.

[deutsey]

10. "Banzai!"

I guess that's a Japanese variation on the suicide whoop, but I like it better.

[ret5hd]

11. OUCH!!! THAT REALLY HURT!

[rustydog]

12. "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do."

:bounce:

[Hand]

13. "Shoot straight, ya bastards... Don't make a mess of it!"

Breaker Morant's (alleged) last words to the firing squad.
:toast:

[Senior citizen]

14. This was a nice place to visit,

but I wouldn't want to live here.

[Rob H.]

15. To steal a line from George Carlin...

"...and if what I just said is not the truth, may God strike me dead."

[chromotone]

16. A few choices...

As I close my eyes for the last time:
"Wasn't much, but it'll have to do..."

Look down at myself in disbelief and say:
"Wha..? So this is the end of Chromo?"
Taken from the last line of "Little Caeser"

If my immediate family is standing around me:
"Well, you will all have to wash your own f*cking dishes now!"

But who knows what they will really say when that time comes...

[razorman]

17. My last words will be

"Honey, I have a confession to make. I'm really....arrrghh!"