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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 01:44 PM
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Multidirectional Church proposes new holiday
WESTER!
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 01:45 PM
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1. What's that a mix of?
I get the easter part... but the 'w'?
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 01:46 PM
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2. EAST-er
WEST-er

now do you get it?
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 01:55 PM
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3. WE love STERoids! Of Course!!
Edited on Mon Mar-28-05 01:59 PM by fob
You fill plastic eggs with anabolic steroids and then see how many chocolate bunnies you can clean and jerk.

I'm in!!

EDIT: Let's flesh out all the holy-days like this.

Christmas = Festivus

Easter = Wester

Ash Wednesday = Hash Wednesday

Good Friday = Food Friday

St Valentine's Day = St Pauli Girl's Day

Arbor Day = Barber Day

:evilgrin:
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 02:00 PM
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4. What about Norther and Souther?
:P
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 02:32 PM
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5. We view those as inferior faiths at the Multidirectional Church, but...
...we support their right to worship as they please! LOL.
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 02:40 PM
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6. Then you must really hate the intermediate ones.
Edited on Mon Mar-28-05 02:41 PM by coloradodem2005
Northwester, Northeaster, Southwester and Southeaster too. :P
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-28-05 02:42 PM
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7. Those we regard as mere sects who are not yet saved.
They will see the light, though, if only we proseletyze enough!
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