Which song will trigger the interstellar invasion when it reaches the

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: Which song will trigger the interstellar invasion when it reaches the

nearest civilized (or anyway populated) planet?

You've got to admit it's a creative way to run the ol' Worst Song Ever poll.:)

For once I'm leaving off God Bless the USA and Do You Remember because as songs they're just tedious and trite; the aliens would need to have explained to them the cynicism behind these. The Other function still works, though.

[realisticphish]

1. we built this city

just because it shows the horrifying fall of a great band

[Cannikin]

2. Mmmm Bopp.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Someone left the cake out in the rain, I'll never have that recipe again.

Yes, Thorlon, let us destroy that rock.

[Bossy Monkey]

10. I think it just put us on the watchlist; 20 years later, Macarena and Dogs

would put us over the top.

[-..__...]

4. "it's a Small World After All"..

Or the "Hampster Dance" song.

[mcscajun]

9. You've got my vote.

"Small World" would be a terribly painful earworm to inflict on an interstellar commmunity.

Besides, they might think we really are small and just come to kick our collective asses 'cause they can. :)

[LSdemocrat]

5. Achy Breaky Heart

[Jamastiene]

16. Good one. n/t

[baldguy]

6. Western Culture desreves a big 'ol dope slap for "MacArthur Park"

[Bossy Monkey]

7. I think dope was a large part of the problem nt

[ltfranklin]

8. Paper Roses

[Bossy Monkey]

11. Scary thought: What if they invade because they like these songs so much?

[KitchenWitch]

12. aaaaa afternoon delight

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Ya got me there. Or the Pina Colada Song nt

[ForrestGump]

14. "Puberty Blues" (though "MacArthur Park" is a more miserable song)

[KitchenWitch]

15. Mambo Number 5

[The Magistrate]

17. It Will Be A One Two Punch, Sir

Once both "Honey" and "Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree" have reached sentients with the capability to act, action will be certain....