Wanna play "If ____ married_____ she'd be____"?

[trof]

In another thread, if Faye Wray married Man Ray she'd be Faye Wray Ray. If she divorced him and married Johhnie Ray, she'd be Faye Wray Ray Ray.
If she divorced yet again and married Ronald reagan she'd be faye Wray Ray Ray Raygun.

Your turn.

p.s. Please don't get on my case about women adopting men's last names. It's just a game, OK?
Thanks.
;-)

[dolo amber]

1. If Ella Fitzgerald married Alan Funt..

She'd be Ella Funt. :7

[trof]

2. Not LOL, but a solid chuckle.

Why did I think that was gonna be...um...lewd?

[dolo amber]

3. Because you should really be trop

You figure out what the 'p' stands for. :P:D

[trof]

10. putz? philanderer? pr*ck? tro=the retired old

p*ssant? p*ssy? palentologist? philosopher?
I give.
;-)

[asthmaticeog]

15. Which is why she should marry Darth Vader.

:rofl: ROTFLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! :rofl:

[trof]

4. Innerstin: Underlines don't show up in thread subjects.

Is that a "duh"?
Did everyone else already know that?
:shrug:

[skygazer]

5. I actually knew a woman named

Dusty Fields who married a man named Rhodes.

[trof]

13. I knew a Happy Easter.

seriously

[MrSandman]

18. Back in the day...

There was a "wrestler" using the moniker of Dusty Rhodes.

[boneygrey]

6. Conway Twitty and

Kitty Kelly. She'd be Kitty Twitty.

An oldy but a goodie.

[Arkana]

7. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra...

she'd be Oprah Chopra.

[boneygrey]

9. Oh that's good n/t

[Tom_Foolery]

8. If Olivia Newton-John married John Travolta...

She'd be Olivia Newton-John Travolta.

[AntiCoup2K4]

12. But if she married Elton John....

...she would be Olivia Newton John - John

[AntiCoup2K4]

14. On the other hand, if Elton married John Travolta (which is more likely)

...then he would be Elton John-Travolta.

[BlueJazz]

11. If Snow White married Hank Snow, Her name would be ...

Mrs. Snow Snow

[asthmaticeog]

16. If Ann Coulter married James O'Tate she'd be

a vicious, psychotic, right-wing bint.

[bluedeminredstate]

17. My Mom's friend

had the last name of Oare. For some unfathomable reason, she named her son Ross. Ross Oare. Raw Sore. Ick!