What does one have to do to get stalked on DU

[KitchenWitch]

I must know this information! :silly:

[Wapsie B]

1. Let's see............

I don't quite know how to stalk someone so maybe we can learn together.

;-)

[LoZoccolo]

2. Start an argument, let it go for a few back-and-forths...

...wait for them to ask you a ridiculous loaded question, ignore it, let them ask it again two more times, and then stop posting to the thread, saying that it's a waste of time.

You will see the person on another thread asking you the question again soon.

[pres2032]

4. you sound like you have experience with this

now are you the stalked or the stalker? :P

[KitchenWitch]

7. I was the stalkee

but not anymore...The Michigan State Spartans took care of it!

[pres2032]

10. so, um, was the stalker a crazed UNC or Michigan U fan?

[KitchenWitch]

13. I don't know

I did not ask!

[KitchenWitch]

14. dupe

Hate it when I double clutch!

[pres2032]

15. haha, yeah

but didn't you want to know why you were being stalked in the first place. know thy enemy? hehe, i guess that's beside the more important point that you have some crazy person on your case.

[LoZoccolo]

8. Stalked.

I think if I started approaching people in other threads, I'd feel pathetic. It's only a message board.

[pres2032]

12. yeah, you'd have to had a serious problem

to follow people around for the sole purpose of attacking them.

[Jamastiene]

3. I know the answer to that one.

It's the most explosive topic. Just mention it and you are guaranteed a badger on your heels, until you give 'em the boot. :evilgrin: :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. oh?

[coloradodem2005]

6. If you want a stalker,

I'll stalk you. :P :hi: :silly:

[rawtribe]

9. Post naked pictures?

:shrug:

[DulceDecorum]

11. It is very unpleasant

and I speak from personal experience.
I am taking a break from posting on my favorite forum for the benefit of my health. Another few weeks ought to do it.

[redacted]

16. you can have my real life stalker

[BlueIris]

21. Why oh why would you want a stalker?

Even a digital, allegedly less-threatening one? WHY? Sorry, but in this day and age that shit is UNSAFE. Enjoy being stalker-free.

[redacted]

17. one stalker for sale

[imenja]

18. disagree with someone

and then they follow you from forum to forum saying the most ridiculous things.

[KitchenWitch]

19. No shit

pathetic, isn't it!

[imenja]

20. and they never have anything to say

they simply make of point of mocking everything someone else (me in this case) writes. They tend to be the least intellectually equipped of DUers, in my experience. Or perhaps it's simply that their anger overcomes their reason in the the sort term.

[hfojvt]

25. aha there you are

"Where is the wise man? Where is the scholar? Where is the philosopher of this age? Has God not made foolish the wisdom of the world? For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, God was pleased through the foolishness of what was preached to save those who believe."

Also, go Brewers!!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. I think you already know

It has to do with attempting to reason with an aggrieved person.

[MrScorpio]

23. Look Schweetheart

Of all the gin joints in all the world, you had to come into mine.

Now you're mine

[WinterStorm]

24. Someone should start a "forum" for stalkers?