I think some people want to be offed, ended

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I know, most of you probably figured that out a long time ago. I always gave people the benefit of the doubt.

But now I am convinced. There ARE indeed people who WANT to be offed/ ended. Who like it in a weird way, because then they can rend their garments and claw their face and gnash their teeth and wail and moan and invoke the sympathy of innocent bystanders. Depending on how you do them, of course.

It must be like a strange sort of game to them. And I'm not referencing any particular thread if you're wondering. I've seen it in real life, too. People who jump at the chance to be offed/ended. It's always baffled me. But they must get something out of it. Or their families do anyway.

And that's why I'm the happiest, satisfied-with-my-work hitman evah. No copycats now.