Hey! It's almost 8 am on a Sunday morning!

[Tom Kitten]

I think I'll go out and mow my lawn!

Just kidding...I think I'll go to bed...it's raining outside...

[Heidi]

1. Ha! It's beer:59 p.m. in some parts of the world!

We'll raise a toast to Tom Kitten . . .

PLUS, it's actually ILLEGAL in some parts of this country to make noise (like mowing) on Sunday!

(Edit to add the part about illegal mowing.)

[Tom Kitten]

3. I'm all for that

I'll go grab a short case of Pabst at the store where last night two old panhandlers called me "Pops" asking me for money for a bus ride!

Life is indeed Beautiful!

[Sannum]

2. SHUT UP!!!

Thank god I no longer live in "the burbs".

I have not so fond memories of a tree cutting service showing up at 7AM on the dot at my freeper neighbor's house.

:mad:

[two gun sid]

4. Slacker! I've already cut the lawn plus....

taken down a large tree with a chainsaw.

[Tom Kitten]

5. Sounds like you need a wood chipper

And I just happen to have one! Just let me polish off this short case and let me and my asshole buddy Steve Buscema come over and finish the job for ya!

[two gun sid]

6. I bought a Troybilt chipper last year....

bring the beer and some hearing protection and we'll make short work of this wood and brush.