I just got my Homeland Security tracking microchip implanted

[underpants]

"flu shot" they called it, whatever.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/homeland/

Once the paperwork is turned in I think you can go to this website and tracking your own movements and purchasing habits via a GPS Paypal link.

[Richardo]

1. I'm laughing my ass off, U.P.

Getting looks from the denizens of the cube farm.

Thanks a lot.

:D :thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

2. Why would I want to track my own movements?

I'd rather track yours. "Hmmm...looks like UP is going outside for a smoke - AGAIN!" Does that dude EVER work?"

[underpants]

8. What if I get lost?

Or if I am "trying to find myself"? :shrug:

It's like a built in OnStar system.

Did I mention that I pretty much did three months worth of work on Monday? :hi::bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

10. Yeah, but if you're lost...

...how will you know where your computer is so you can locate yourself?

3 months of work in one day? Ah, the statements we procrastinators make. ;-)

[Brucey]

3. Underpants, you should be a comedy writer!

But seriously, I too have my microchip and am proud of it. An innocent person has no reason to fear constant government surveillance. Afterall, it's for freedom, isn't it? I've heard that freedom isn't free, and I am willing to give up all my freedoms in order to.... well, here's where I get mixed up!

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. This is my father's take on flu shots. They encourage the elderly,the

immune deficient, the weak youngsters to get the flu shot. It's a conspiracy. His thought is that the "flu shot" is some caustic substance that will cause death. (this is all joking mind you (?)) He thinks it would make a great script for a movie-as would yours underpants.

[underpants]

9. In code words they call that "Moving to Florida"

Relatives tend not to see them much after that and sisters will call each other and have conversations about how "they don't sound like themselves" "they didn't seem to be listening to the conversation".

Your father is on to something, watch for black helicopters. :scared:

[emad]

5. You mean they no longer put them in the amalgam fillings?

No wonder dentists are becoming impoverished without this valuable government contract work to sustain them through the hard years of politically-correct child rearing, resulting in generations of adults NOT EATING CHOCOLATE and BURSHING THEIR TEETH TOO OFTEN!!!

[underpants]

12. For $60 they now can shoot it straight into your brain

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2003-09-01-flu-usat_x.htm

[emad]

16. In the UK they market that same product as a rectal pessary....

maybe they have taken Tony Blair as their medical role model and decided this is the quickest route to the average UK frontal lobe....

[wtmusic]

6. This could be the answer

Memory's going bad, just need a little help remembering what to do, who to vote for, etc...

[underpants]

7. For instructions on voting go to the Diebold site

http://www.diebold.com/

They'll tell you what to do

[wtmusic]

14. Pants, can I interface my microchip

with the Diebold BBV machine? It would be nice if I didn't have to really do anything when I vote.

[underpants]

15. Consider yourself interfaced

I think they have already cast your vote, no reason to even leave the house now.

[XNASA]

11. I am tracking your movements at this moment.

And really, once maybe twice a day is enough of that already.

You'll go blind if you're not careful.

[underpants]

13. It's like a game of Frogger huh?

Damn I knew to pull down the shades.