Absolutely ignore me. If you dare!

[Writer]

Ooooh. I knew you couldn't. Oh I'm such a naughty DU poster for starting this thread. Wow. How teasy. Sort of like fresh baked cookies filled with saccharine.

(Twiddles her fingers and stares all Kreskin-like.)

[TK421]

1. Whats wrong with saccharin filled cookies?

You got a problem with saccharin filled cookies? HOW DARE YOU! I'll have you know that I was raised on saccharin cookies and..( cough,cough..) they're actually quite good. Stop the saccharin-hatin.

[Writer]

3. A-ha! Got you!

(evil laugh) Now I can claim you're anti-saccharin.

Love,

Karl R.

[Redstone]

2. Uh, I really don't think we need to be

adopting this kind of tone.

Just a friendly advisory.

Redstone

[Writer]

4. A tone? You speak of a tone?

I speak of my saccharin attempt to entice you to visit my thread!

Victory is mine!

Karl R.

[Redstone]

5. I don't think it's working for you. Try again later.

Redstone

[Writer]

6. But you still come back for more!

(Mesmerizing gaze)

Yessss. You can't stop thinking about my amorphous physique! My amoeba-like facade. Look away - I dare you! Ah, but you cannot ignore the Pillsbury Dough Dweeb!

Victory is mine!

Karl R.