What's the best way to tell a woman that Burt Reynolds would be

[DS1]

jealous of her mustache, when you don't know the woman?

Or should I not bother?

[FuzzySlippers]

1. You're really determined

to get your ass kicked, aren't you?

[DS1]

2. I'll fight anyone today

:D

[Susang]

18. Haven't you already?

[DS1]

23. I wasn't fighting, I was fending off lockstep bullshit

I was in my own little DU within DU :shrug:

[Susang]

25. That can be confusing to others

And cause many unnecessarily hurt feelings on both sides, particularly when dealing with such an emotional subject. DUers may be perceptive, but nobody can read minds.

[SOteric]

3. You should definitely

be spanked.

[DS1]

8. .

[tjwash]

4. Hmmm. Burt or Tom, which one had the better 'stache?

I don't know, Burt has that sort of "porn star" mustache going on don't you think?

[ghostsofgiants]

10. RE: Burt Reynolds' porn 'stache

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118749/

[tjwash]

13. OMFG. That movie was awful. One thing about Burt Reynolds...

...there is absolutely no role too crappy for him to take. I don't know anyone outside of Kevin Costner that strung together so many horrible flops, and still managed to be in demand in Hollywood.:shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

28. Are you shitting me?

I love that movie.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Buy her a beard trimmer.

As long as we're being un-PC, might as well go all the way. :D

[SOteric]

16. Dude, you better hope

she not in the middle of some fierce PMSing. :scared:

[GOPisEvil]

24. This is true.

Check for a concealed carry permit as well. :scared:

[matcom]

6. i'm not sure you have a leg to stand on here

[redqueen]

7. Just walk up to her and say...

"I wish I could look that manly... what's your secret?"

[DS1]

9. She said it's Victor's Secret

:shrug:

[redqueen]

11. Well my secret is my Mexi heritage.

Still haven't got the unibrow thing down, yet, though.

[chickenscratching]

12. be blunt

go up and give it a little trim, pat her head, and call her moustachio a dozen times to see if she notices.

[jukes]

14. fucking COLD, dude

i'd sugg you get your hands in the air as soon as you make ANY comment!!

:spank:

[redqueen]

20. I'd suggest he cover his crotch with them!

:evilgrin:

[JVS]

15. Curl her mustache around your finger

[Shell Beau]

17. Unless you feel like getting slapped, I probably wouldn't bother.

I don't think there is a nice way to go about it. :shrug:

[ronnykmarshall]

19. The toupee's got me baby!

The toupee's got me baby!

[redqueen]

21. Are you on some new medication today?

;)

:hi:

[ronnykmarshall]

22. Yup! Yup! Yup!

[HeeBGBz]

26. Why do you feel compelled to say anything?

Or are you just wanting to hurt someone?

[DS1]

27. It's a joke