THE LOUNGE IS CLOSED - REPEAT: THE LOUNGE IS CLOSED

[JimmyJazz]

It will re-open after the Survivor season finale. :D

[WI_DEM]

1. is that on tonight?

[JimmyJazz]

4. It's on RIGHT NOW!

:hi:

[liberalnurse]

2. You got that right.....

The kids are chowing down on taco's and tex-mex now!

[xmas74]

3. Darn tootin'!

[JimmyJazz]

6. Shhh! Don't tell anyone I'm only kidding....

You know how I hate when the lounge is open and I'm not here :crazy:

[xmas74]

11. Same here.

No one is allowed to chitchat during Survivor! I might miss something.

[salin]

5. where the heck are the rest of us supposed to go

while you addicts go get your fnal fix?

[JimmyJazz]

7. You could read a book

:P

[salin]

10. book schmook

I'd rather let you all get your fix while having a little niggling sense that maybe some folks snuck back into the lounge and are tapping out the kegs... :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

12. Well, empty those ashtrays before you tap the keg - they are

really starting to stink up the place! And, no digging for loose change in the sofas - that's my official lounge job.

[salin]

15. *snapping finger while swinging arm*

rrats... without that warning I coulda scored a few pennies. Ashtray... hmm I kinda need a nic fix myself... so I'll add to it, then empty them...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Hey now, just a darned minute! *charging at door*

I DO NOT WATCH SURVIVOR! So what about those of us who don't watch this *ummm* stuff?! We have to sit around, twiddling our thumbs? I don't think so, JJ!

The Lounge will stay open; it might not be quite as exciting as when you're in it, but it will stay open! Now am I making myself abundantly clear??? WELL???


:shrug: :shrug:


:rant:

[JimmyJazz]

9. No! It's closed.

There's nothing to see here :hi: move along :P

[salin]

13. psst...

over here, behind the counter, duck while they close the door and turn out the lights... way a minute and voila... run of the place... :evilgrin: we can make like gremlins!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. Right, right....OK, they're gone!

NOW, the Lounge is ours! :evilgrin:


:toast:

[Jack Rabbit]

14. Jack Rabbit reopens the Lounge

. . . and deals with TV reality shows thus . . .



Image from Kill Your Television

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. LOLOLOLOL!

I am laughing my foolish head off! I'M WITH YOU ON THIS ONE!

[Jack Rabbit]

30. Have one on me, Peg

Made from ingrediants purloined from the bar while Jimmy was away watching Survivor.



Photo from Stefano Pasini

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. Why, thank you so much! This looks wonderful!

Since I'm not driving tonight, then I don't have to worry about that! It sure looks exotic...YUM!

[sundog]

18. bullshit!

[JimmyJazz]

23. No. It's true.

I've got the power :D

[sundog]

34. bullshit!

just send me pics of any of the shirtless hot men on the friggin island & save me the pain of that show :P

[JimmyJazz]

36. psst!

[sundog]

38. holy shit!

fuck! you gonna fed-ex him to me? :P

[In_The_Wind]

19. Thanks ~ I needed a good reason for a break !

:smoke:

[Sugar Smack]

20. HAH! I was away all day, and I have something that looks

like a credit card in here!!!! HAH! And I have my notebook, and I'm sneaking in a flask, and I have my briefcase with a lot of little computers in it! And my password. "Chumley". And A foreign-looking key and a firehose. I'll get in somehow. Could I bribe you to let me in the girl's room window?

[Sugar Smack]

27. Hey, we're getting cold out here!

And the line's getting long. What gives, pumpkin?

[name not needed]

21. MY ASS IT'S CLOSED!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

24. Your ass is closed -

Have you tried a high fiber diet? :o

[Redstone]

22. "Survivor?" Is that a TV show?

Redstone

[JimmyJazz]

25. It's "reality" baby!

:P

[MrSandman]

26. No wonder it's so empty in here...nt

[JimmyJazz]

29. Um - why are you still posting? Didn't you see the sign?

[MrSandman]

31. Daumm

How did I miss that?:shrug:

I'll drop into outdoor life till the lounge reopens.:hi:

TTFN

[cleofus1]

28. hey man

it's all a dream...and they are being tested by a higher force...becouse they all need to atone for past sins..even the dead ones and it's being broadcast by hidden cameras on a reality tv show for aliens...

sorry i had to spoil it for you...

[JimmyJazz]

33. That's okay, sweetie. I still love you.

:loveya:

[BikeWriter]

35. Say what, Baby Girl? If you say- it's closed I'll be back tomorrow.

:)

[nytemare]

37. Well, call me the "Lounge Burglar" then!

Because, here I am. Survivor can kiss my azz. They need to go to the tundra, or some shit. That is real survival.

:)

[yvr girl]

39. Ms. Jazz

The world does not revolve around your time zone. Survivor isn't even on yet. I'm not leaving. You can't make me.

[MrSandman]

40. Ohh no, not...

:nuke:

[SOteric]

41. THE LOUNGE IS NOT CLOSED! REPEAT -- THE LOUNGE IS NOT CLOSED!

Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain, - the Lounge is open for business and in a "Encourage the Donations Party" is taking place in the backyard!

Everyone out to the hot tub, the moderators are sharing their towels!

There's a poker game in the back room, if you're so inclined. I'll be out on the deck heating up some good eats and Mr.Scorpio is gonna roll the porta-bar out to the patio.

There'll be enough flirting to keep even YVR Girl happy.

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

42. *snarf*

OMG - that is sooooo fuggin' funny! You have the world's greatest smilie collection!


:rofl: You are the lounge's funniest!

[DS1]

43. It appears to me that there's room for one more in that hot tub

*splash*

[yvr girl]

44. Where do you get those smilies?

They totally rock.

Believe it or not, I prefer quality over quantity when it comes to flirting.