Bereft of any dignity - CBS presents 'Rob and Amber Get Married'

[Atlas Mugged]

I hate to think what the next televised edition of this loathesome couple's life might be.

'Rob Porks Amber'
'Amber Tests Urine'
'Amber Vomits Violently'
'Rob Tests Amber's Urine Before CBS Signs Deal'
'Rob Beats Amber'
'A Very Special Rob Beats Amber: Amber Miscarries'
'Rob Porks Amber Again - Make Up Booty Call'
'Amber Tests Urine - Update!'
'Amber Agonizes Over Baby Names'
Ad infinitum...

http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/articles/story.php?s=3425

*Edited to include link. I find it hard to believe, too.

[buff2]

1. Who are they?

:shrug:

[Atlas Mugged]

2. Reality show stooges

Born of 'Survivor'. Was recently on 'The Amazing Race'.

[buff2]

22. Oh......

I stay away from ALL reality shows. Gag.... :puke:

[Enraged_Ape]

3. Obnoxious famewhores...

who have nothing going for them whatsoever. Amber won Survivor by making herself as innocuous as possible. Rob is her pushy jerk enabler boyfriend who also appeared on Survivor and lost. They both appeared on the Amazing Race recently and lost again.

I have no idea why CBS is so fascinated with these two. Bring back Steve Lawrence and Edie Gorme.

[Wickerman]

4. Steve at least had nice hair

[crimson333]

5. and yet they are making a nice living

and I would do the same thing if I could

[Enraged_Ape]

6. The only difference would be...

that you have a pleasing personality and some sort of discernible talent.

[crimson333]

8. well I do have a pleasing

personality

I would just like to go on survivor and get voted on the first night. Then it would be traveling the world and staying in 4 star hotels until the show finishes shooting in 37 days...on their tab.

at least that is how they used to do it.

[LynneSin]

7. yeah, I saw that and cringed...

but that Bacholette Wedding was a ratings whore for ABC. Can you blame CBS?

[yellowcanine]

9. What kind of a name is "Amber" anyway? Would you name a kid "Yellow?"

Or how about "Orange"?

[Lavender Brown]

11. Well, it's a stone too...

So it's not any different from Ruby or Pearl or names like that.

[Debbi801]

10. The only positive hope is that Trista and whoever have ridden off ...

into the sunset and their 15 minutes of fame are over. Hopefully the same will happen quickly for these two, also.

Debbi

[bullwinkle428]

13. I hope you didn't have money riding on that -

I just read a little blurb this morning that she and her husband were appearing in a new show about celebrity couples of varying status learning ballroom dancing.

Okay - I just found the link: http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=748586

[Debbi801]

14. Gross........

:puke:

I wish all these reality TV "stars" would just go away.

Debbi

[derby378]

12. I don't think Rob will ever lay a finger on her in anger...

At least, I sure hope not. But she'll be wrapped around his finger within three years, just you watch.

[Telly Savalas]

15. Next up is them hosting a variety show

I'm a little bit country

I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll

[LeftyMom]

17. I love your avatar! nt

[Telly Savalas]

18. Thanks! Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are my heros.

Also, wasn't it you who recommended Blue's Musical Movie? It's a big hit with my 3 year old, wife, and me. Thanks again!

Have-a some granola,
And put it in a bowl-a

[LeftyMom]

20. Yeah, that was me

Glad you enjoy it! :)

[Left Is Write]

16. Well, so far we've been spared excessive Ryan and Trista

since THEIR wedding, but I still wouldn't be surprised if they sold ABC the rights to follow them around for nine months with a TV camera when Trista gets pregnant.

Rob and Amber have already gone way over their fifteen minutes, and I suppose they and CBS will milk it for all its worth.

[LibertyLover]

19. Don't go away mad - just go away

is what I would like to say to these two. The Amazing Race is sometimes fun to watch because of the places it takes contestants too. This last series was particularly interesting for us because of the older couple from Maryland. But watching Rob and Amber was so disagreeable that it took all the fun out of the show. Once or twice we even just checked out the results on line rather than subject ourselves to them. I was so happy when they lost. I thought it was funny that at the finish line, the couple that came in last got a bigger round of applause than Rob and Amber did as 1st runners up.

[MaineDem]

21. Any idea who the sponsors are?

That's who we have to target for putting on this kind of crap.

[Atlas Mugged]

23. Can't be any one major

This travesty is airing opposite the American Idol finale. Which is also something I can't wait to miss.