What do YOU think? The Texas Cheerleader crackdown

[underpants]

http://www.theonion.com/wdyt/index.php?issue=4119


"Is there a way to comment on this without seeming like a huge perv? All right then, I like the jiggling. Are you happy?"



"If we outlawed everything some people find offensive, there wouldn't even be a Texas in the first place."



"The law needs to differentiate clearly between lewd cheerleading and regular cheerleading. I've been masturbating to both for quite some time, and trust me, there are subtle differences."

[crispini]

1. I live in Texas, and I find the whole thing

moronic and annoying. Just what we needed, to get into the "national running joke" contest with Florida. :eyes:

[CatWoman]

2. the proposal has been killed

I posted a thread about it in here yesterday.

[crispini]

4. Oh, yay, thank you.

Of course, only AFTER it's become a national jokefest. :eyes:

[CatWoman]

9. here's the thread -- I posted it in LBN

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1474852

[Wickerman]

5. Damn, and I liked this comment

"Texas lawmakers: always on the vanguard of educational reform."

[Hobarticus]

3. I read the bill was dead in the water...

Another Senator said that they bigger fish to fry.

[Zuni]

6. those people are my favorite thing on the onion

they always make me laugh

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. I'm pissed that Pro teams don't have any male cheerleaders

except the ones that dress in mascot suits.

[louis-t]

8. Yes, yes, put them all in burqas!

Cover them from head to toe and make them stand there on the sidelines, just stand there and not move. If they move, that would be sexual, so they can't move. Jeez, sorry, I'm having a bad day.

[Ron Green]

10. Crackdown, crackup, crackdown, crackup....

It's just what cheerleaders do, right?

:shrug:

[madrchsod]

11. why would any high school male

care about the cheerleaders? jesus i`ve been out of school for a zillion years and i remember the only thing interesting in the games were the cheerleaders and back then they looked like nuns compared to today...really who gives a shit other than the girls who didn`t make the squad or the guys who got turned down by the cheerleaders when they were in high school