What would make the grooviest paper weight?

[salin]

a mound from melted plastic old W & Dick yard signs?

a bound, pile of feathers from Ws chicken ranch (nice conversation piece - get to keep reminding folks of what kind of 'rancher' he is)

a bottle of Ashcroft Annointing cooking oil?

Other ideas?

[Lisa]

1. one of the leg irons used to escort Dubya to prison

The other one, of course, is still on him -- fastened to a boxful of incriminating records.

[Kerrytravelers]

3. Best. Response. Ever.

[maddezmom]

2. Pretzels

not sure whether pretzel rods or twists? :D

[maddezmom]

4. forget the pretzels...how 'bout a codpiece paper weight?

:shrug: talk about a conversation "piece"? :evilgrin:

[salin]

8. oh my.. that works... must be inscribed with

triumphant we have won - with the date on it (May something 2003) to be complete.

[goodboy]

5. dozens of melted-down Graffix bongs. well, you did say groovy!

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6. A shrunken head.

[salin]

9. those things always scare me

are they real - and if so... ewwww. But for some crowds, definitely grooviest.

[ReadTomPaine]

7. A scale model WMD, an aluminum tube or an IBM Selectric type ball.

Others include a water-stained mock Koran, A Ranger's baseball helmet with Sammy Sosa's autograph/player number or one of these:



;)

[salin]

10. I would buy the first combination,

in a heart beat... the scale wmd, aluminum tube AND selectric type ball. Wouldn't that keep conversations going.

[Scurrilous]

11. The dud grenade....

...that was 'tossed' at Bush.

[salin]

13. engraved by A.P.?

that sign of press validation of the initial story would certainly be worth a lot!

[TheMightyFavog]

12. An inert practice 40mm AA round...

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[salin]

14. given my lack of

ammo knowledge - I know there is a point that my ignorance prevents me from getting... could you fill me in? (though I know I will probably feel silly for not getting it in the first place.)

[TheMightyFavog]

25. Dummy rounds used for reloading practice.

You do not dry-fire (Pull the trigger without a live, blank, or dummy round in the chamber) any gun. it's hard on the mechanims.

[jpgray]

15. Alan Alda's head (nt)

[salin]

16. ew... may I add

I don't get it? Why Alan Alda?

[jpgray]

18. Well, I imagine the severed head of Alan Alda would be an oracle

Like a magic 8 ball, you know.

[salin]

21. lol

did Radar oh riley... really know when helicopters would arrive

... aa says... try again later.

[Wapsie B]

17. An adult toy used by

one of those holier than art thou but yet in the closet repugs.

:evilgrin:

[salin]

19. got one for you

that repubican judge who was just called out for using a "penis pump" during court cases.

[Wapsie B]

22. That would be perfect.

But I'd love to find an anal vibe from Rick Santorum or Bill Frist.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

20. No doubt about it after spending three magical days and nights with her...

The Eiffel Tower lit up in all her millenium splendor!

[Floogeldy]

23. A wooden box that you keep your weed in.

B-)

[warrens]

24. Smirk's big brass lying balls

I know he has a two-incher, but he balls must be HUGE. I mean, when I lie, I get embarassed and feel bad. He seems to LOVE lying. I figure they're normal size, but weigh about 10 lbs. each