If your boyfriend voted for Bush....

[medeak]

courtesy Wonkette ala Craig's list:

If your boyfriend's a Republican I want you. Now. - 35
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Date: 2005-05-16, 9:12PM PDT

I don’t care how old you are, how much you weigh or what you look like. I don’t care if you like cuddling by the fire or being slathered in mayonnaise with a clown mask on. So long as you have a significant other who cares for you deeply and voted for Bush, I can promise you without hesitation the very best sex you will ever, ever have: brain-scrambling, soul-shattering, scream-to-the-heavens sex that will leave you not only walking funny, but mumbling incoherently for days. And believe me, it’ll be nowhere near as good for you as it will be for me.

This offer not valid to married or underage women or those with boyfriends currently serving in Iraq. They’ve been screwed enough.

Of course, it would be much hotter if the poster in question screwed the boyfriend, but probably not as much of a challenge.

If your boyfriend's a Republican I want you. Now. - 35

[BuelahWitch]

1. Used to have a wingnut boyfriend

Dumped him years ago.

[BlueIris]

4. As soon as my ex "came out," after years of lying, about his Bush

support--an unveiling that manifested itself in the form of telling me I was worthless to him if I couldn't produce his children, among other confessions--he had to go. One of the better decisions I ever made.

That OP is hillarious.

[Aiptasia]

2. sleazy!

[sui generis]

3. kinky

and very generous. All those poor uptight self-hating people living hard haired little tight lipped lives AND having to deal with an SO who voted for Bush.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing about your comment about the boyfriend.