There is a very big spider crawling on the wall next to my desk

[MissMillie]

If I kill it, it will rain...


EEEK, now it's on my desk!!!

[Book Lover]

1. It will rain no matter what

but if you kill it now, several bugs will live. What to do, what to do....

[MissMillie]

4. I've lost it.... I'm not so sure I'm happy about that. (n/t)

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[Book Lover]

5. Maybe it read what you were posting

and figured to git while the gitting's good...

[MissB]

2. Gently relocate it.

[skygazer]

3. Put it outside

It won't rain, it won't be in your house and you'll have saved a life. How much better can it get?

[givemebackmycountry]

6. You Could....

Smash it with your pot if someone didn't steal it several months ago.

[sui generis]

7. grab a drinking glass

and put it over the spider; then slide a stiff piece of paper underneath. You can move the spider this way without touching it - put it outside. It will eat bugs (it's probably starving right now) and later it will become birdfood.

Most spiders are pretty non-aggressive anyway - nothing to worry about. They mostly are more scared of humans than the other way around.

[sui generis]

8. Miss Millie, Homeland Security called

they said they've got you bugged.

[MissMillie]

9. LOL... after all

I'm not just a bad-ass, I'm a dangerous bad-ass!