Lounge gotcha down? The Doctor Is IN (picture heavy)

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on edit: feel free to post any bitchisms here, I'll take the brunt, don't say mean things. if you have to, you can only post them here. let it out.
tsk tsk!

Now, what seems to be the problem?




Life/lounge putting you in a slump? Then you have found the right place! You should feel elated for your decision.

We have every service available, and all for free.

You need sunshine?

coffee?

alcohol?

flowers?

we got it.

any burning questions?

we got answers

Anything else?

Beaches?
Women?
Men?

Love?
Hate?
Friendship?

I hope everyone is having a spectacularrr day. I love you all dearly.And even if I don't know any of you, I'm still here for any/all nonetheless.
Don't take shit for no one, keep those confidence levels up. We can get through this together.

Peacefully,

Dr. cscratch

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1. now why arent you where you belong

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8. a kick to help others

[MissB]

2. Thank you

dammit. :hug:

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3. very welcome

:hug:

[jandrok]

4. Suds! Just gimme the suds!

Beer first. Everything else can wait.

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6. well said sir

you are in perfectly fine condition. Docter cscratch sez: off with ye!

[LynzM]

5. LOL

Nice, and thank you! I'll take alcohol on the beach with friends (for $500, Alex), please! :)

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7. your wish is my command

now be quick, they're waiting!

[Swamp Rat]

9. Belgian Ale please!

:beer:

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10. but of course, sir

now, out in the sun with you! drink and be merry!

[Swamp Rat]

16. Merci

After a few of those, I will be Mary. :D

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33. virgin-style?

[Swamp Rat]

34. Nope! French Quarter style!

:D

[Hobarticus]

11. Some yummy buffalo wings would really top off my day, Doc...

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12. ta-da!

now eat! and be off with ye you scurvy DU'er! :)

[Hobarticus]

13. Oh, that's right...I DO have scurvy. Some citrus fruit, please...

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15. but of course, sir

anything else?

[Hobarticus]

17. Doc, yer da best!

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35. please don't forget that

[giant_robot]

14. Could you help me with my lousy photoshop skills?

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18. .

:rofl: heh, you just made the doc's day. :hug:

here:

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19. Thanks!

And right back atcha! :hug:

[Mutley]

29. thats great!

[NoSheep]

20. My boyfriend needs a job real bad. I mean real bad. Not just any 'ol

job. He wants an interesting job that he can sink his teeth into and exercise his genius and creativity. Where the people are all progressive and the pay is better than fair, good benefits, vacation , y'know, a Good job. Got any ideas? :+

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22. get your ass here stat!!!

[NoSheep]

24. You're quite talented! I thought that one would stump you.

B-)

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32. heh

au contraire my dear, au contraire

:P

[cassandra uprising]

21. I'll take all of the above thank you

except for the hate.

What can say? I'm greedy.

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23. the only thing you forgot

how the hell are ya? :)

[cassandra uprising]

26. Oh you

you're the best, you think of everything.

-I'm chilling, and heading out the door soon. This is a fabulous post by the way.

:hi:

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30. thank you

have a spectacularrrr day! :hug:

[Guaranteed]

25. Life's getting better, actually.

I let go of my car. Finished my projects. Got rid of my cats.

No, I didn't get rid of my cats. I SHOULD, though.

Life's getting good again. :)

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27. thank you for sharing BGL

completion feels so good!


for your cats ;)


Keep that chin up!

[Guaranteed]

28. Where can I get one of those?

:)

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31. from this guy-be careful

he bites