I'm sick of these damn movie remakes...

[politicaholic]

Every friggin' year the movie industry spends hundreds of millions of dollars ruining classic movies, great comics, and television shows that were canceled for a good reason.

Why oh why does there HAVE to be another War of the Worlds or Planet of the Apes? WHY!

LESS CRAP MORE FEEDING THE POOR OR SOMETHING!!

In the words of Napoleon Dynamite -- "GAWD!...JEEZ!"

[hippiepunk]

1. Damn straight!

:applause:

[Dave Reynolds]

2. Recycling,

good for the environment, bad for shitty movies.

[politicaholic]

4. Right! Good for compost, bad for Fat Albert.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. It's frustrating

Which is why I generally stick to independent and/or foreign films these days.

[politicaholic]

7. I know, I'm forced to read my films now, but if I wanted to do that...

I would open a damn book!

[datasuspect]

5. the honeymooners remake?????

with "cedric the entertainer" as the character jackie gleason used to play?

why?

what the fuck is a cedric the entertainer?

[politicaholic]

8. You gotta be friggin' kidding me...

If Beyonce is his wife and Chris Rock is Norton I'm burning down the theater.

[datasuspect]

9. i didn't even get that far into it

just saw the sign on a bus.

what. the. fuck.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. He's an entertainer apparently

[neuvocat]

6. Oh I dunno, some are good I think.

"Eeenough for me to poop on."

-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

[Dying Eagle]

10. Hollywood is lost

No one has any good ideas for movies anymore. People forgot how to write and be creative.

[politicaholic]

12. I have this feeling that Hollywood is getting good scripts, but...

they aren't willing to make the movies because they might, just by chance, lose money.

Like they don't lose just as much money on remake flops.

Plus, original thoughts might be offensive, we have to keep that in mind.

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

11. You forgot Willie Wonka/Chocolate Factory

Johnny Depp is no Gene Wilder.