"I am," I said...

[dolo amber]

To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"I am," I cried
"I am," said I
And I am lost, and I can't even say why... :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

1. It's really a good thing that I like you -- otherwise

:spank:

[dolo amber]

3. He wants you

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

7. Well, at least someone does! I was beginning to worry.

:o

[redqueen]

2. Not even the chair...

that line always gets me.

What the fuck is he thinking? Of COURSE the chair didn't hear it... it has no ears, you overdramatizing fuck!

[Solly Mack]

4. Leavin' me lonely still

hehehehehe

[asthmaticeog]

5. LA's fine, but it ain't home,

New York's home, but it ain't mine no more.

:shrug: (<--Shrugging is the correct way to applaud the Jewish Elvis)

[dolo amber]

6. Who knew?

:shrug:

[johnnie]

9. Lol

The shrug..that's funny.

[AntiCoup2K4]

8. Neil was on some good drugs back then.

He's having conversations with chairs and talking about frogs who become kings all within the same song. Cracklin Rosie must have made him some killer brownies.

[Yavin4]

10. Money Talks

But it can't sing and dance
and it can't walk

[redqueen]

11. As long as I can have you here with me

I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans, babe.

*sigh*

[enigmatic]

12. Killdozer does the definitive version of this song..

If you've never heard it, it's a treat...