I never thought I'd see Salma Hayek look bad in anything but...

[LynneSin]

The front of the dress is beautiful, but that's just the front. What the hell is with the back of the dress :eyes:

[rfranklin]

1. It's a BIG red caboose!

Whoooo-whooooooooo!

[DIKB]

2. ummm

Some guys have different tastes. Having said that. . . . I see NOTHING wrong w/ it.

[HughBeaumont]

3. Big. Butts. Rule.

That is all.

[supernova]

4. Looks like she's wearing a bustle

:wow:

[jswordy]

5. *swoon* She is so HOT! Uh, not as HOT as...

progmom...but definitely a close second!

:rofl:

[progmom]

12. hey jackass

:grr:

[Dogmudgeon]

6. I think it's a rump

Also known as an ass, a butt, a derriere, and a tush. Biologists tell us that the female rump is larger than the male rump, largely from genetic and hormonal activity (which then may lead to other kinds of activity in keeping with the Darwinian paradigm).

Caucasians tend to be buttockially deficient, so the sight of a normal rump can cause some anxiety. Like Poppy Bush once did after having been shot down in combat, take a few deep breaths and contemplate the separation of Church and Rump.

--p!

[LynneSin]

9. Wait, I'm caucasian and I'm not buttockially deficient

what gives?

[Dogmudgeon]

11. Genetics have favored your looks

Don't feel too bad. My own rump moved north and changed sides.

--p!

[truebrit71]

7. Salma is my freebie....

...droool.....

Smart, sassy and sexy.....wow......

[ET Awful]

8. To quote Navin Johnson's mom . . .

I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass

[Debbi801]

10. I find nothing wrong with her figure, I think she is very attractive...

But I find the dress hideous. The designer needed to pick one color and stick to it. :-)

Debbi

[Lannes]

13. I Like Big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers cant deny.....

[Huckebein the Raven]

14. Nothing wrong with her at all

Hachi Machi

:loveya:

[Enraged_Ape]

15. Salma could wear one of Laura Bush's Mao suits...

and she'd still be hot.

Although I admit, it's kind of weird that a dress would open up that way.

[hippiechick]

16. I only wish the junk in my trunk looked like that ...

... instead, the closer I get to 40, the lower my junk has sunk. :(

[librechik]

17. the front is just a huge fancy black apron

Does she moonlight at a mortuary?

[Bake]

18. Damn! Baby got back! n/t

Bake