Who is the best fuck ever!?

[HEyHEY]

I have no authority to poll now.... truly a smart move

[Floogeldy]

1. Ruth!

You prolly don't know her. But I did, thrice.

B-)

[HEyHEY]

6. Dude, all the ruths I knew.. were like...frigid...even AFTER I spent

Money to supersize their dinner.

[Floogeldy]

8. Not my Ruth!

No no no. Huh uh. No you di'nt.

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[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Locked.

lol.

[AngryAmish]

3. Frank Booth?

Here's to my fuck!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Omigod, HEyHEY!

I just realized that you have no star! Would you like me to get you one? I hate to see one of my favorite posters without a star...It's not a problem for me, at all...

If you REALLY don't want me to get you one, then I won't. Otherwise...

:pals:

[HEyHEY]

7. Thanks Peggy, but I'm cool

I'm not impoverished. I just dropped my credit card on a stove element about SIX months ago. I've been constantly forgeting to phone for a new one... it'll happen one of these days!

Kiss!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. And here's a kiss back atcha!

OK, I'll hold off...I'll bet your burning credit card made a lovely smell...plastic burning! Wooo...toxic smoke.

:loveya: :*

[Redstone]

5. Thin ice, right here.

Redstone

[AlienGirl]

9. Me, DUH!

[HEyHEY]

11. Oh yeah! Not sayin' it's true but I read it on the wall of "Floyd's"...

In seattle... ;-)

[AlienGirl]

12. Oh, it's true all right!

[LostInAnomie]

13. My girlfriend...

... when she's drunk.

*on edit - I just got punched.

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. Seems like all the mods have gone to bed

oh well...yay sex thread!

[The empressof all]

15. Nope

I'm still here at least and there are a few others lurking as well. I'll keep my finger ready if you cross the line never fear.

In the meanwhile it's all in good fun.

:hug:

[Reverend_Smitty]

16. God bless the DU mods...

the hardest working men and women in cyberspace...Cheers to you all! :toast:

[The empressof all]

18. Gotta do something when you can't sleep

Besides this place is a hell of alot more entertaining than what's on the tube...

:donut:

[HEyHEY]

22. Holy shit - coolest mod ever nom right here!

[The empressof all]

23. Shuuuuuuush

I like to maintain a low profile and cultivate the reputation of being the mean moderator.

:hug:

[khashka]

17. My ex

(well one of my many exes) and the true love of my life. Man oh man was that boy amazing. I'm getting a little aroused just thinking about him .....

Khash.

[tjwmason]

26. Careful now - wouldn't want to get the thread locked

Given your several threats/promises to ravish me I jolly well hope that your pretty high up the list too. :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

19. Me of course

just a little joke...or maybe not

[Robeson]

20. My, uh, ex-girlfriend, uh, Morgan Fairchild.....yeah, thats the ticket....

[Old_Fart]

21. According to bathroom walls I am n/t

[orleans]

24. A MIME!!

that i met in college. he was a professional mime!!!

and i've always found that extremely ammusing

[BlueEyedSon]

30. Yeah, I hate noisy partners, too....

:evilgrin:

[libodem]

25. you can't say that

can you ?

[VOX]

27. Fairly long shelf life on this thread...

Although the clock is ticking...

[Kenneth ken]

28. Helen?

some pretty serious fighting went on over her. :7

[Enraged_Ape]

29. Your mother

Someone had to say it. :)

[Moderator]

31. Lock

From the rules:

You are permitted to discuss political or social issues relating to human sexuality, provided that you exercise the appropriate level of maturity, sensitivity, and discretion. Topics about sex are not permitted in the Lounge.