Post Your Worst Pirate Pick-Up Lines Here
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Mon Jun-20-05 12:55 PM
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Post Your Worst Pirate Pick-Up Lines Here
If you've never actually been propositioned by a pirate, then maybe just make one up. "Avast thar missy! Mind if I drop anchor in yer lagoon?" "Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?"
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Mon Jun-20-05 12:56 PM
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1. Arrr, surrender your booty.
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Mon Jun-20-05 02:06 PM
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Mon Jun-20-05 12:56 PM
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2. "I've sailed the seven seas...
but I've never seen such a beautiful booty."
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Mon Jun-20-05 12:56 PM
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3. Arr, scurvy she-dog, if I put out my plank, would ye walk it?
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Mon Jun-20-05 12:56 PM
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4. Aarrrgh, ya know what they say about the size of a man's Peg....
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Mon Jun-20-05 12:57 PM
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5. Shiver me timber, if you know what I mean.
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Mon Jun-20-05 12:57 PM
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6. Arrrrr Lassie, would ye like to shiver me timbers?
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:05 PM
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7. Would ye like to polish my doubloon?
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:06 PM
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8. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:06 PM
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9. You could tie a sail to my mast.
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:07 PM
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A pirate stumbles into a bar, with a ship's wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender asks him what the heck its for. The pirate says.... "Arrrr. Its drivin' me nuts!"
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:15 PM
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14. That is quite possibly my all-time favourite joke
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:10 PM
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11. Arrrrr. How'd ya like ta be me new cabin boy?
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:13 PM
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12. Ever blow the man down?
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:14 PM
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13. Yarr, what say ya jolly me roger?
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:19 PM
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15. Arrr, would ya like to see me one eyed eel , be fairly warned...
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:32 PM
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16. Is that a peg leg in ye pocket, arr arr ya jes glad t' see me?
Gotta watch out for those frisky female pirates.
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Mon Jun-20-05 02:04 PM
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17. Avast thar! Prepare to be boarded!
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Mon Jun-20-05 02:06 PM
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18. Har, have ye ever seen that Madonna movie...
Shanghai Surprise? (* clunk! *) Surprise.
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Mon Jun-20-05 02:13 PM
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:29 PM
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22. Yo, ho, ho, I can make ye come.
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:30 PM
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23. "I once threw a no-hitter on acid."
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Mon Jun-20-05 05:01 PM
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Mon Jun-20-05 05:08 PM
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I thought you'd like that. :toast:
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Mon Jun-20-05 05:19 PM
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35. Dock was THE man when I was a young Bucco fan.
Well, my favorite was always Manny Sanguillen (after Roberto, of course), but even my teenage self knew Dock was just *cool*.
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:32 PM
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24. Hi. My Name is Barry Bonds.
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:50 PM
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25. They don't call me Long John Silver for nothing!
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:53 PM
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26. I wake up with wood every mornin'
said the peg-legged pirate.
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:54 PM
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27. Arrgh, Me thinks I'd like to pop up in your poopdeck n/t
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:58 PM
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28. Permission to come aboard?
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Mon Jun-20-05 04:01 PM
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29. Wanna go see that thar pirate movie? It's rated "Arrrr".
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Mon Jun-20-05 04:15 PM
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30. Lower your mainsail and prepare to be boarded!
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Mon Jun-20-05 05:16 PM
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33. The second letter of the pirate alphabet is "arrrrr"...
...the first letter of the pirate alphabet is "Aye" (sorry)
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Mon Jun-20-05 05:19 PM
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34. Arrr, Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
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Mon Jun-20-05 05:20 PM
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36. Equal Time for the Pirate Wench:
Ayyyyyy, - is that a splinter on your pegleg, or are you happy to see me?
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Mon Jun-20-05 05:26 PM
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37. Nice WeathARR we're having... How about dinner at ARRbys?
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Mon Jun-20-05 05:48 PM
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38. "Wish to see my other peg leg, lassie?"
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