Best. DU Gathering. Ever.

[WilliamPitt]

I have been tasked by the others to write about the DU gathering in Boston tonight. Unfortunately, I'm too drunk to do a good job of it. I'm going to ask for 24 hours to sober up and get some sleep, and ask my fellow Boston DUers not to give anything away.

Basically, this was one of the craziest nights of my life. In short:

DUers

Bush-hating New York Lt. Detective cop boozing with us

...and going off...

...and off...

...and off...

...and taking his clothes off...

...and slamming matcom into a wall for a full frisking...

...it gets better...

Let me sober up. You'll hear all about it. DS1 has pictures.

[matcom]

1. GODDAMMIT WILL!

SOBER THE FUCK UP AND WRITE THE STORY DAMMIT!!

x(

[WilliamPitt]

2. I'm trying I'm trying

[matcom]

3. YOU WILL FORGET THE REALLY GOOD PARTS!

i just CAN'T KEEP IT QUIET :P

[WilliamPitt]

4. No way

Like the part about Bush's crotch in the flight suit

or DS1 going to get the picture with the homeless lady

or Hillary Clinton

Oh I remember...

[DS1]

10. that's actually a lot more incriminating than it really was

I paid her!

Pics need to be developed, by hand, probably tuesday, so don't get your hopes up. No digital tonight :shrug:

[matcom]

11. glad you made it home pal

traffic SUCKED x(

:hi:

[DS1]

14. i just slammed an enormous curry

after an afternoon of beer, there's nothing better!

aaaaah!

:happy face:

[populistmom]

37. I didn't even know about the homeless lady

I'll have to take up smoking again so I don't miss out on all that outside action next time.

[Flying_Pig]

5. No fair!! You can't come in here and tease us like that!

Get to writing. A truly great writer can write drunk, or sober.

:evilgrin:

[bigwoody]

27. Yea, being zoned out on illegally used and obtained narcotics

never kept El Flushbo off the airwaves! Take 1 for the team, dammit!:toast:

[supernova]

6. MATCOM Frisking?!

I've got to READ THIS!! :D :7

*Lighting up a stogie*

[matcom]

8. A FUCKING CLASSIC!!

funny as HELL

i think he "felt me up" too :P

[GOPisEvil]

7. Would Hemingway let booze get in the way? Would Dylan Thomas?

Now get to writing dammit! I have to leave for pizza with the Austin folks soon! :P

[matcom]

9. you CANNOT top THIS one David!

unless you all have strippers :P

:beer:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Shit, I'm just hoping the pizza is good.

Unless we get jumped by freepers and we have to kick their asses with crushed red pepper and grated cheese, no way we can even come close. :D

[supernova]

15. Adding Faulker, Wilde, Joyce, and Wolfe

to the drunk and verbose category. :P

C'mon Will!

*Smoking while patiently waiting for the fur to fly*

[markses]

41. False. Faulkner NEVER wrote drunk

And he publically upbraided Hemingway on just this question. Faulkner was civilized. He got piss drunk AFTER he was finished writing.

[Don_G]

12. I Can See Will's Sequel Now

"Democratic Underground Imbibement" (DUI) For Dummies. :)

[DS1]

16. and then he said... we will deal with... we will bridge that... we will

get to that... we will dig a

(everyone) We will cross that bridge when we get to it!

[supernova]

17. We want pics, DS1!

Hand over the incriminating evidence! :D

[DS1]

18. see above, no digital, no pics

wait for it.

[matcom]

19. oh, its bad.....

REALLY bad! :P

[supernova]

20. Tease!!

You never put out for the rest of us! :P

[matcom]

21. i put out for EVERYBODY

today!

:bounce:

ask ANYONE!

i am a slut. A SLUT I TELL YA! :P

[Kat45]

22. I'll confirm that. Matcom IS a slut!

And I think he enjoyed that frisking a little TOO much! LOL

[populistmom]

38. I think he did too!

He kept coming back for more.

[ForrestGump]

40. "matcom, you ignorant slut"

I hasten to add here that I borrow from the famous Saturday Night Live sketch that pitted Dan Ackroyd against Jane Curtin.

I would not actually presume to call anyone a 'slut' even if they patently were one, as matcom surely is.

[Kat45]

23. Yup. The DU gathering was a fucking blast!

I just hope everyone got home ok. RationalRose, are you back?

[SiobhanClancy]

24. Glad to see you got home ok..

and thanks again for the ride:) I agree 100% that you-know-who enjoyed that frisking a bit too much. Yes...check in,RR,if you're around.

[midnight armadillo]

25. Hmm...guy spotted in Cambridge

Near Porter Sq. today I spied a guy jump out of a car wearing nothing but tight whities and a bowtie and run down the street to fetch his pants.

Will Pitt, was that a refugee from last night? ;-)

[WilliamPitt]

26. OK here it is

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=352300

[latebloomer]

28. Man, you sobered up fast!

Great story!!

[KoKo]

29. Jesus Christ! this sounds like an Irish Bar Room Brawl! Is this typical

of DU Gatherings? Or, only in Boston!

Sleep it off you all. Pleasant dreams! I think we are going back to "early times" hearing what happened there in Boston. Like when the Scots were after the English...many centuries ago. Throw in the Irish.....and whoa!

[supernova]

34. You did miss our nekkid bonfire

at short bus president's when Will was here. If you had come KoKo01, you would have a good story to tell too. :D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

36. Dunno, but it sounds like typical NYPD nights out

been to too many of those to remember them all.

[WindRavenX]

30. MAD PROPS TO ALL WHO GOT Me DRUnk

AWIUE wo000000000000000000000000000000!!!
I havent gotten siobebr yet, mt bad....
BeST DU GATHERIgn EVER

WILL PITT IS A HOT MTUHA!!!

[Kat45]

31. I KNEW you'd end up shouting it out!

And you probably don't even remember that I said that. LOL

[WindRavenX]

32. what now?

Saying?
Oh hell. I need to sober jp,,,

[matcom]

33. JEETER VOTED FOR BUSH!

:P

:P

:P

:P

:P

:hi:

[WindRavenX]

39. DID NAWTT!!!

PROVE IT MR.ASS FRISKEY!!!!!!
:p :p

[populistmom]

35. You bad girl you

We had no idea you were such a young'un!

[Kurovski]

42. That does it.

I'm moving to Boston.

[MaineDem]

43. Dear God in Heaven

It is absolutely hysterical reading these posts AFTER I read the update on the cop! This is way too funny.

And I'm sorry as hell I wasn't able to be there.