sniffa's mom: "you think saddam hussein was a good person!?"

[sniffa]

"see, we have to fight in iraq or more of these terror attacks are gonna keep happening"

"they've been trying to get into our country for years because they're jeaLous of us.. our freedom.. and money"

"we shouLd have taken them out years ago"

"you peopLe who taLk, taLk, taLk wouLd be the first ones screaming for bLood if you're chiLd was kiLLed by terrorists"

of course 'they' and 'them' were an amorpheous army of aL-queda, iraq, and brown skinned foLks .... and the french. cuz the french bashing foLLowed.... and we're french!

oh god bLess that fucking douchebag. she knows better than to start that shit with me. i think i've gone about 1.5 years without once discussing poLitics (or her crush on biLL o'reiLLy).

she wonders why i don't caLL.

[Iris]

1. Saddam Hussein is a dumb ass. n/t

[sniffa]

4. he

[Iris]

2. Saddam Hussein is a dumb ass. n/t

[sniffa]

5. was

[Iris]

3. Saddam Hussein is a dumb ass. n/t

[sniffa]

6. a sexy dumb ass

[name not needed]

7. you

[name not needed]

10. are

[name not needed]

11. one

[name not needed]

13. sick motherfucker

[sniffa]

15. y'know you Love the titey-whiteys

[donheld]

47. I Love the titey-whiteys

At least half off. :rofl:

[sniffa]

16. y'know you Love the titey-whiteys

[nytemare]

8. Saddam Hussein did not bomb the London Underground today

Not that he was a great person, and not that he may not have been a bit of a threat, but there are much greater threats now that we are not able to confront because we are so bogged down in Iraq.

If Bush was successful in his first war, this may not have happened.

I feel for you!

[48pan]

67. True. He couldn't.

Ignore your mom.

[MissB]

9. It rather sucks to hear that stuff from relatives

My dad is an old-time Republican who happens to think * is a complete failure.

Crush on O'Reilly? :puke: Maybe you could buy her some Loofah for her next birthday? Or was that flafel?

[sniffa]

26. it was a steady stream of taLking points

and not even the ones that have a measure thought put into them.

i kept making her expLain herseLf after each one.

the caLL ended with, "yeah!.... they hate us.. for our freedoms"

to which she said, "whatever! these are my opinions. i was just caLLing to see how ".." was, and how her mother was"

i'm such a bastard for just not agreeing with her 1.5 years worth of pent-up nospin phrases when aLL she wanted to do was give me a friendLy/caring caLL.

[Deja Q]

12. Wow,

strong words she's got. I'd enlist for her, but I've got a pimple on my butt.

Also, why jealous of me? I haven't got money. Maybe they're jealous of our credit cards? The only ones with money are the corporate executives.

And given how many Iraqi innocents have died, they're more than screaming for blood. A country invaded on a pack of lies.

She makes it sound like once we win Iraq, all terror attacks will stop. :dunce:

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. If I had a nickle for all the times I've heard stuff like that

from members of my own family, I swear I would be driving a Lexus today. The less I discuss politics with some of them, the better!

[name not needed]

17. And I thought my mom was nuts.

[JimmyJazz]

18. OMG! WE ARE BROTHER AND SISTER!

EW. Just EW!

[name not needed]

19. Stop thinking impure thoughts about your brother!

[name not needed]

20. double post

stupid fucking internets

[sniffa]

21. i can't beLieve i had sex with my sister

that's worse than what Luke and Leia did.

[JimmyJazz]

24. You know it, baby!

Was it good for you, too?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

52. OMIGOD SNIFFA IS A FREEPER TROLL!

What next, a picture of your porta-potty?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

22. You poor thing.

:hug:

I can't believe she's from Cambridge.

[sniffa]

27. i know

but they were from jefferson park and LincoLn way... and there stiLL bitter about it.

[BlondieK143]

23. good grief.

i'm glad her son has much more sense.

[GOPisEvil]

25. Your mom is seriously deluded.

Ask her where she buys her stuff, and if she can hook you up.

Thank goodness I have liberal parents. My mom used to say I was too cynical, now she agrees with me.

[sniffa]

28. i know, i know

i know, i know...

the, "you think saddam hussein was a good person" was in response to my saying it was a big mistake going into iraq.

[GOPisEvil]

30. The proper response to that is:

Of course he was an evil bastard, but he was no threat to us. He had no weapons with which to do us any harm. Seriously, as soon as the Shiites figured out that he was basically toothless, they'd have tossed his ass out. Sure there'd be a civil war, but that's where we are now with our troops in the middle.

But I suspect mom's not one for reason. Good luck. :)

[sniffa]

35. WMD's schubyamdees

"he was in bed with osama.... i don't care what anyone says, i know those two were behind 9-11"

[GOPisEvil]

36. Ask her what flavor of kool-aid she drank.

;)

[bettyellen]

29. oh fuck, that's pretty weird.

especially the crush on o'reilly. has he been sharing his drugs with her?
i'm sorry.
:hug:

[sniffa]

34. i wish he was

"he's just such a man of the peopLe and he's reaLLy fair. and when he speaks, it's Like he's reading my mind"

[YellowRubberDuckie]

31. Our mothers need to start a club....

Because they would love each other. Doesn't it make you insane?
Duckie

[sniffa]

38. maybe

my mom's kind crotchety though.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

40. My mom is too...

She's like the grumpy old man version of a woman.
Duckie

[sniffa]

42. does she swear a Lot?

my mom cusses Like a saiLor... a saiLor who's reaLLy drunk.

[bettyellen]

44. you are making me laugh now.

i remember my mother was really angry once and said "shit". after a second of shock,
we three kids just rolled on the floor laughing at her, and she started laughing too. it took so much effort for her to say, she never attempted it again.

[sniffa]

48. that's my dad

you can't even mention body parts around him without making him aLL fLushed and fLustered.

and that's where i get the bLushing from! :think:

[bettyellen]

53. you do not!

do you really?
do you really think i should hunt down harris?

[sniffa]

56. worLds coLLiding (pm's and posts)

yeah, i think he'd wouLd LOVE you for it. :)

and yes, i bLush. a Lot.
i think i'm bLushing now just thinking about bLushing.

:blush:

[bettyellen]

60. hee hee

shld i look in my mailbox?
ack. my (nicer) brother called and this is the first real talk we've had since autumn. of course london came up and he started with the there's no negotiating with these people... we have to do what we have to... i sort of cut him off and changed the subject. he's a policeman, so he thinks he has to support the state and all the govts tentacles at all times.
other than that it was kind of pleasant. it's his birthday tommorrow so i was going to have to do that anyway.
there was a family wedding last weekend that i was not invited to, these are the awful people who tried to turn my brothers against me. .he just told methat all the flights were cancelled and my brothers didn't make it. i pretended to be sorry for the bride. i'm actually much more sorry for the groom. :)
okay, i'm going to PM harris. if i haven't focused yet, it doesn't follow that i will now.
my friend mike who has no voiceemail is bartending and hosting a going away party. i was reminded of this when i went to get the car. which i still do not fucking have, not that it matters. what a useless day somehow. i have to salvage it.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

64. No...

Only when she's pissed off at me will she say the F word. But shit and "Dammit Melissa" Are very rampant.
Duckie
AKA Melissa :evilgrin:

[ismnotwasm]

32. Um, don't the Saudis

Own California? I don't think they're jealous of our money.

[Midlodemocrat]

33. Well, she must have some good qualities.

After all, she raised you.

:hug:

[sniffa]

37. eek!

:blush:

she's wonderfuL outside of this specter... she's just obnoxious when it comes to her opinions.


so that's where i get it from! :think:

[Midlodemocrat]

50. Low, low prices.

[sniffa]

55. *snort*

:loveya:

[xmas74]

39. You have those people in your family too?

I just got rid of a whole houseful of them. I have had to reprogram my daugther ever since (lots of SpongeBob since they are convinced that he promotes the "Gay Agenda").

:hug: :pals:

[sniffa]

59. were they squatters or carnies?

:hug:

[xmas74]

61. Even worse.

Fundies in town for a family reunion.

[lumberingbear]

41. Don't call your mother a douche bag!

She is just under the Bushcrap Spell!

Bad sniffa! Bad!
:spank:

[sniffa]

43. it's a term of affection

:P

[lumberingbear]

49. Ok sniffa.....

you douche bag!!!!

[MuseRider]

45. sniffa

:hug:

You need it. You deserve it.

One more :hug:

[sniffa]

58. .

:hug:

[donheld]

46. Sniffa, i didn't know you were my brother

but by the sounds of it, you were talking to my mom, so we must be brothers. :crazy:

[jonnyblitz]

51. i don't speak to my parents much for that reason.

my homophobic gun whacko dad bashes the french also and we are french

[bettyellen]

54. bon soir mon ami!

:loveya:

[jonnyblitz]

65. huh?

:hug:

[sniffa]

57. seLf hating frogs!

:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

62. They're jealous of our money?

Yeah, it's not like they're sitting on top of a highly profitable natural resource or anything. :eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

63. Arrrrgggghhhhh.... that would make me bonkers!

:hug:

[Rhiannon12866]

66. She should meet MY mother!!!

When she saw the first photos of Abu Ghraib, which obviously horrified me, she said "Good!!!"

And when I was distressed by the dead and maimed children of Fallujah, she said "If you like Iraqi children so, much, why don't you go over there and take care of them?!"

She's always suggesting that I move to Iraq.:grr:

And, of course, I am "stupid" and "don't know what's going on" because I "don't watch the "news," like she does, namely Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and Joe Scarborough.
:puke:

Sounds like we're in the same sorry boat, my friend. You have my sympathy.:pals:

on edit: And when I asked her who was responsible for 9/11, really dreading that she'd say Saddam Hussein, she totally surprised me! She said that it was the Palestinians!!!":crazy:

Shows what watching FOX "News" can teach you!:eyes: