Did you hear about the peanut walking down the street?

[Tom Kitten]

It was a salted! :wow:







ed oops!

[elshiva]

1. A-salted.

[Tom Kitten]

3. oops

very embarassed now, I screwed up the most banal of punchlines!

[Yupster]

2. Did you hear about

the big stick-up on the George Washington bridge?

Some kid threw it up there.


Did you hear about the Indian who drank tea all night and then fell asleep?

Poor guy drowned in his own tea pee.



Two Germans ordered their food and then started complaining about how bad their lives were. You think that's bad, one of them said, "the wurst is yet to come."

[Tom Kitten]

4. wait a minute, wait a minute, you're going too fast...

I gotta write this stuff down... :)

[jobycom]

5. Was the peanut named Scottie?