i am afraid Lizards, that Underpants is starting a very disturbing trend

[matcom]

right now :crazy:

he.must.be.stopped.at.all.costs. :D

[davidinalameda]

1. send UP to Gitmo

:shrug:

[underpants]

2. Lance Armstrong: Long Live the King

http://www.sports-central.org/sports/2005/07/25/lance_armstrong_long_live_the_king.php

He climbs better than the mountain specialists, he outperforms sprinters at the end of time trials, and he outlasts the endurance riders.

Armstrong's seven consecutive victories in the world's greatest bike race is spectacular enough, but the way he did it — by first climbing off what should have been his deathbed — only burnishes his legend.

I can appreciate Armstrong's feat of whipping cancer in a way that only someone who has watched a loved one die from the disease can. Both my father and brother succumbed to cancer, almost exactly 30 years apart.

Whenever anyone beats cancer, whether it's a second-grader or an Olympic cyclist, which Armstrong was before being diagnosed, it's a cause for all of us to celebrate, especially those of us who have seen it go the other way.

Even before crossing the line, Armstrong belongs not to cycling today, but to the ages.

[matcom]

3. i'm gonna get my photon phaser mister

go ahead. keep it up.

[underpants]

4. Armstrong fan admires athlete's courage

http://www.roanoke.com/news/nrv%5C28074.html

BLACKSBURG -- Watching Lance Armstrong inch closer and closer to his seventh Tour de France victory makes Bob Evans' heart swell with pride, but it takes his mind back to 1996.

The cycling enthusiast was ready then when Lance Armstrong pedaled into Giles County during the Tour DuPont.

At the bottom of Virginia 613 -- the road leading to Mountain Lake where Armstrong and his fellow cyclists would grind their way up and up -- he had two hand-painted signs waiting to greet the young Texan.

"Love Lance" read one. "Welcome to Bob Evans' Mountain" read the other.

[matcom]

5. ooooooo THAT does it!

i'm getting it and THEN i'm telling mom!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

6. Thorazine Suppositories.

Administered by the hundredweight. With a sledgehammer.

That will take some of the starch out of him. :D