The Crimson Cock-and-Bull Codger of all CAPTIONS!

[Fenris]

"No! No! No pictures....(sigh)...Ah cannot take the flashbulbs of their camerahs...oh, ah am feelin' faint...ah've caught the vapahs...Dick! Dick! Dick, come and save me! Ah can't...go on...oh, whah you're not the gentleman callah I was expecting!"

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. every picture they take

shows his wedding ring, even the bad ones, WTF is up with that?

[truthspeaker]

11. are you sure it's a wedding ring?

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

[Guaranteed]

13. LOL

so THAT'S why he's so evil....

[regularguy]

2. "I believe that marriage should be constitutionally limited to

the union between a man and a woman. With possible exception for a man and his hand."

[eileen_d]

3. You are getting sleepier... and sleeeeepier...

Drowwwsier... and Drowwwwwsiiierrrr...

Ah shit I hypnotized my own damn self.

[hussar]

4. He's growing a pair of testicles on his chin

amazing

[Fenris]

6. Like poor little Napoleon Bonaparte

For any of you South Park fans.

[pfitz59]

5. Fandango!

Rrrrrrrr!

[pdx_prog]

7. OMG

It's Clinton's penis!....don't look at it! Don't look at it! You'll be turned to stone for sure!

[VOX]

8. "Should've...gotten into...my (gasp) coffin...before sunup!"

Help! :evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

9. STOP!!!!!

In the name of terra, before I bomb your ass.

Think it over.................

[skip fox]

10. W. is "thinking": "Why are they always yelling about transparency? That's

what I wanta know. What's so good about transparancy? You don't even know if anything's there or not. Geez. Then they say stuff like we should let more sunshine into our government. But then we'd have to all wear shades and sunscreen. I just don't get it. Sometimes people just talk nuts. That's what I think."

[skip fox]

12. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

14. walk toward the light ... no, W, don't ... yes, W, do ...

[Zephyrbird]

15. Ann Coulter is standing in front of him......

and he said, grabbing her bosom, "HONK HONK HONKHONKHONK!!! Hey, if Arnold can do it and be Governor of California, well hey dowdy, I can too!"

What a tah-rah-rah-GOON-dee-yay...........