The 100-Word Bible

[Chichiri]

OLD TESTAMENT:

In the beginning. GOD. It was good. Adam and Eve. Fruit. Cast out. Begats. Noah. Abraham. Moses. Thou shalt not. Take the sum. Promised land. Kings. Battles. Thou baldhead. Death and destruction. Death and destruction. Death and destruction. Yea though I walk. Canst thou, Job? Thy two breasts are like two fawns. More death and destruction.

NEW TESTAMENT:

Mary. Jesus lives, dies, lives. Jesus lives, dies, lives. Jesus lives, dies, lives. Jesus lives, dies, lives. Christians die. Letters from Paul and friends. 2,000 years ago, the end was near. Still is.

APOCRYPHA

(Other stuff. Other stuff. Other stuff.)

[Lilyhoney]

1. Funny. nt