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[Deja Q]

The word or phrase that best describes my personality
Aspie.

The best or worst lie I've ever told
It'd be more fun to say lies I've been told. :-)
I could think I could lie if my life depended on it. Which is probably for the best.

I suppose the best or worst lie I've ever told is: "No."

My most humbling moment
That I found out nobody's indispensible?

That or life cannot be determined by keeping score cards and ticking off items on treasure hunt lists. If we were immortal, what the heck - it'd pass the time. But we're not immortal. Neither was the bottle of milk I bought two months ago, whoops...

25 years from now, I see myself
Probably dead... it just depends on how. My money's
on "nuked like my popcorn"...

The last thing that made me laugh out loud
Watching "Futurama" season 4, epipsode 17,
entitled "Spanish Fry".

If I had a million dollars
Hmmm... bills, charity, a few needless wants... a few wants
I need...

The celebrity I resemble the most
Depends... 1. Corporeal features? 2. Sartorial taste? 3. Mannerisms?

1. Dan Akroyd
2. Any male from 1980
3. Mix Paul Lynde's personality with the fictional
characters of Reg Barclay and Rose Nylund and that's
me...

Favorite item of clothing
Waistcoat/vest

Activities I'd enjoy on a date
LOL! Food, conversation, movie, fondling, you know - stuff
other people would do on a first date. Anything except date
rape, but we're men - we'd bonk like bunnies at
the drop of a pin. :-)

A date should be planned
Preferably weekends, but give me some Red Bull and time
becomes a non-issue.

On a first date, I expect
only an introduction. Name, background, rank, shoe size, basic stuff like that. Anything else is up for speculation, conjuecture, debate, or at my place. :-D