In praise of light sensitive nightlights

[Rabrrrrrr]

O light sensitive nightlights
You do light my home with
your radiant beams when darkness comes
and I otherwise would stumble about
like Shirley McLaine on a gin-fueled rage
or Judy Garland on a pill-fest
or Martin Lawrence on a bender
Yea, verily, o light sensitive nightlight
You do light my way at night,
making sure always that i do not stumble upon
the table leg and shouteth "fuck!" at a stubbed toe
nor to bash into the wall and shouteth
"Shit!" at a dislocated shoulder
In a stream of profanity like Bing Cosby
prosecuting his children

[kick-ass-bob]

1. that was beautiful.

*sniff*

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I am nothing, if not sensitive

:cry:

I'm glad you found it moving!

[bertha katzenengel]

3. very nice... do you have one for those of us whose sleep is

disturbed by light-sensitive nightlights? my side of the bed gets the nightlight spillage from the master bath. right in my face. argh. i can't find one that's bright enough to guide Mrs. V. in the dark but not so bright it kills me.

pardon me for jacking your thread for a whine.