If you were a newborn baby, what would you want to see first?

[Taverner]

Poll question: If you were a newborn baby, what would you want to see first?

[kick-ass-bob]

1. fucking DUH!

mmmmm LUNCH!

[billyskank]

7. But the thing is

things haven't changed much since. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. ...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear Oeditpus Rex!

This also works for *ahem* the female babies!

At that age, it ain't sexual, honey!

:loveya: :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. I hypothesize that it never purely is

But that would make this a Sex Thread, so...

[Squatch]

3. Cough, cough...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[matcom]

4. i'd want to crawl right back in from where i just came

ESPECIALLY if it was glittery :P

[mwdem]

16. Where's your picture?

You know, of the glittery thing?

[matcom]

17. your wish

[mwdem]

19. Good God, man!

Is that all there is to your life?:spank:

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I got it!!! The black and white faces mobile thingy!!! Yes! That has to

be it! ;) :hi:

[undeterred]

6. The DU Lounge

[kanrok]

8. This headline, in bold print: BUSH IMPEACHED!!!

But that's just me.

[Loonman]

9. A big juicy breast

I could use one of those right now....

[bleedingheart]

10. when my son was about to be born...my husband asked...

so when do their eyes open???

I never laughed so hard...it was really funny...

Since he had never been around infants before he figured they were not much different than puppies...

[LaurenG]

14. lol how funny. I believe I will remember that one. nt

[SoCalDem]

12. Hands waiting to catch me

:)

[supernova]

15. Mama's face

:-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. A Wall Street Journal and a dry Martini

and a map of Fort Knox.

[pokerfan]

20. Stephen Wright

When I was a baby, I kept a diary. Recently, I was rereading it. It said, "Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot."

[Lilith Velkor]

21. Light

I'd want my new eyes to be adjusting to it while suckling on a tit, of course.