Shit isn't holy!

[Shell Beau]

Discuss.

[billyskank]

1. What about when God takes a dump?

?

[Shell Beau]

2. Holy shit you're right!

[Rising Phoenix]

3. what if C-A-T really spelled DOG?

[Shell Beau]

4. Now that would be weird!

:crazy:

[billyskank]

5. That must be an ecumenical matter

:)

[jus_the_facts]

8. it's a fecal matter acually.....

:D

[madinmaryland]

13. What does this have to do with Santorum?

:puke:

[underpants]

9. Wow man look at my hand I mean really LOOK at my hand man

:smoke:

[jus_the_facts]

6. how would you really know...unless you viewed your poop...

...all up close and shit! :freak: :evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

7. Are you saying there are possibly angels and shit in shit?

[jus_the_facts]

10. LOL....definitely NOT...

.....if it's got HOLES in it...not deities! :freak:

:rofl:

[bridgit]

11. where cleanliness is next to godliness...

shit is the antithesis of that prospect imo

[liontamer]

12. all things in nature are holy eom

[ProdigalJunkMail]

15. that kind of goes against the definition of holy

dontcha think?

sP

[liontamer]

18. no

why can't we appreciate the divine in everything?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

14. What about Moly?

[Squatch]

17. Or a cow?

[hfojvt]

39. that phrase is there

to mock hindus. The sacred cow.

[LSK]

16. yes it is, many people have told me so

[RevCheesehead]

19. It can be.

And the experience can be heavenly.
Trust me. ;)

[Tari]

20. Was your bathroom bathed in a beautiful light & did you hear a

choir of angels?

I only get incandescent & the sound of the exhaust fan.

[RevCheesehead]

22. what's an exhaust fan?

(I live alone - can you tell?)

One of my favorite quotes from my brother:
"There's nothing more overrated in life than sex,
and underrated as a good shit."

(of course, that was before he was married.)

[Tari]

24. LOL! Never heard that one before. As for the fan, I'm not the one

that turns it on (I don't think my shit stinks). But, as is most often the case when I go to the bathroom, I create some sort of magnetic field which draws in my kids & sometimes their dad. He's the one that flips the switch.

[kwassa]

21. It's not shit, it's fertilizer.

It's all in the symbolism.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

23. Tell that to Chris Ofili

The Holy Virgin Mary

Ofili's work is made up of paper collage, oil paint, glitter, polyester resin and elephant dung on linen.

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. All matter is holy, for all matter is created by God

Until humanity learns this lesson, we will continue to kill the earth and abuse it, and continue to kill and abuse each other.

All things are holy, all beings are holy, and are worth our reverance.

[RevCheesehead]

27. This, of course, explains

Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo.

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. I'll take the poo long before I'll take that goddamn Care Bear

While all matter is holy, not all ideas are holy, and Care Bears - along with My Little Pony, et. al. - are abominations and anathema to God.

:-)

[RevCheesehead]

34. O-kaay...

let me just return your present to the store...

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. AHHHHHHHHH!

[RevCheesehead]

41. I actually bought this one, it's so tacky:

With an igloo for a stable, Jesus is nestled in his sled...

[Rabrrrrrr]

42. If I were you, what I would do is replace the sled-based Jesus

with Serrano's "Piss Christ"

[Tari]

26. What about pope poop? I wonder what his throne looks like?

My dad converted to catholocism for my mom (had to before they could get married) & he often grumbled when the Sunday collection plate was passed that the money was going to buy a gold pot for the pope.

[SOteric]

28. Did God just hand you some sort of 'Holiness Bulletin' or something?

'Cuz I'm thinking it's pretty much up to him/her/it. :shrug:

:hi:

[JohnnyCougar]

30. Hey....no more public scatology!

Didn't you get the Mires memo?

[In_The_Wind]

31. Holy Crap!

This is a pretty shitty thread for a Friday.

[kick-ass-bob]

32. Maybe not yours....

[Orsino]

33. If Thou Art God, Then So Is Thy Poop.

And my toenail clippings are holy relics.

[Wapsie B]

35. All this talk about scat is a bit much

for my delicate sensibilities. :P

But I have to admit taking ( or more correctly leaving) a shit is one of the pleasures of life.

[chknltl]

37. This thread is full nice folks talking shit about shit...

I have no more shit to add so:

"Six-Two and Even, Over and Out" D.T.

[mwooldri]

38. But do you know Jack Schitt?

I heard he married Noe Schitt, and had three kids: Holie Schitt, Bull Schitt and Deap Schitt.

Holie got married to Stu F. Happens, and there were things in the local paper about the Schitt-Happens wedding.

Bull went off and married an Italian lady, Pisa. Deap however fathered an illegitimate child of a nervous disposition. He got named Chicken Schitt. When Chicken grew up he disowned his family and took on the name Richard Cheney.

Mark.

[no name no slogan]

40. And, contrary to popular belief

God's last name is NOT Damn.