I GOT A CHRISTMAS HAM! A HAM!

[Bunny]

My agency gives employees the choice of a ham, turkey, or fruit basket. The hams and turkeys are big honkin' ass slabs of meat - my ham is about 18 pounds! :wow:

Eh, it may not sound like much, but we're a social service agency and that's about the best we can do. I'm excited, because I love ham. :9

[TK421]

1. Congrats on the ham! It's my favorite-enjoy

:bounce:

[Hugin]

2. Sounds delicious!

Enjoy your ham!

H*ppy H*lid*ys!

Merry Christmas!

Happy New Year!

[MN ChimpH8R]

3. Sounds delish

but keep it away from this little guy. He eats whole hams.

[Bzzzz]

4. I'll trade you...

I didn't get anything...not a ham, a turkey, or even a bonus!!! I work for a god damn, family owned ultra conservative bank and the CEO says everything is tight this year, yet he ordered himself a new Ford GT($160,000). In the past, we received hams, then the last 2 years he gave us turkeys...but this year NOTHING! What a tight ass...:mad:

[DainBramaged]

7. Too bad you can't check his oil and put brake drum filings

down the dip stick tube. The thing will be in the shop for months while Ford rebuilds (by hand) the motor at Jack Roush's place. See ya get one of those little graphite tubes for the locks, cut off the tip spray out the graphite (super lube) and suck up brake drum filings from your local Midas muffler.

Not that I advocate doing something like that, or that you would anyway.

[MN ChimpH8R]

9. Definition of a Repuke

You get nothing because times are tough and he gets a $160K car. :grr:

[pdx_prog]

5. Yumm! Ham!

Nuttin says Christmas like a big honkin' ass slab of meat!

[redqueen]

6. Oh yum! I love ham, too!

I love to cook them with celery and onions... mmmmm soo good!

[texas1928]

8. MMMMM

Pork Fat.....

[trof]

10. Show us your HAM!

;-)

[Rising Phoenix]

11. enjoy

[Earth_First]

12. ::obligatory vegetarian/vegan comment here::

just kidding...

[Richardo]

13. Mazel Tov!

We're a huge multinational corporation, and we get squat.

WTG, Bunny! :bounce:

[datasuspect]

14. i hope yer not jewish or muslim

that would be an insensitive gift to give.

[eyesroll]

19. In the original post:

"My agency gives employees the choice of a ham, turkey, or fruit basket."

Seems plenty sensitive to me. Employees get a choice.

[datasuspect]

23. i read that

thanks for restating the obvious . . .

i guess my sarcasm glands are fucked up this morning . . .

toodles.

[Shell Beau]

15. Mmm! I get a turkey at Thanksgiving! I think it is

a nice gift!! :)

[livetohike]

16. Dobre Shunka

It's the first thing that came to my mind Bunny. But I am homesick and I am coming home for Christmas :bounce: :bounce:.

Note to those not from Pgh. Dobre Shunka means "good ham" in Slovak. During the Steelers Super Bowl years it was a fond way to refer to Jack Ham.

[zanne]

17. Speaking of ham--

What's the best way to cook it? I've never cooked a whole ham before, but I have to cook one on Christmas.

[terrya]

18. Enjoy!

What a nice gift. I'd certainly appreciate that.

Have a nice dinner with family/friends. :-)

[Taxloss]

20. Mmmm - glazed, breaded or smoked?

I love ham.

[Love Bug]

21. Mmmmm...... Ham....... (channeling Homer Simpson)

Save the hambone for a pot of beans! Yum!

[El Fuego]

22. Yummy! You're making me hungry!!!!

I luuuuvvv ham. :)

[Arugula Latte]

24. Ham Ham Ham Ham Spam Ham

Ham Spam Ham Ham Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam ...

Okay, just being silly. Enjoy your ham. Even though your screen name suggests you should be nibbling greens. ;)

[MsUSA]

25. I love ham too.....

my mother-in-law,(may she rest in peace), made the best ham, I'd dream about eating it. She'd buy a double smoked one, then put syrup over it, put it in a cast iron kettle and slow cook it in the oven, and boy oh boy, just outstanding. It was mouthwatering when smelling it cooking. She'd have mashed potatoes, that green bean hot dish, warm rolls, honey glazed carrots, and d*mn I'm getting hungry.

[CarpeDiebold]

26. Hey

you deserve it for all the good work you do. what kinda social service agency is this?

i'll take leftovers if you have any :D