Funny Mom and Dad story

[Debi]

We're at a restaurant, my parents, my husband & I and our son.

My Dad gets up and says, "excuse me" and my Mom asks him, "are you going to the bathroom?"
A little exasperated he replies, "no, I'm going to go vote" and heads to the restrooms.

He comes back and says to my husband, "I just voted republican". We cracked up.

[crispini]

1. Whenever my mom asks my dad

"Where are you going?" my dad's response when he is exasperated is, "To take a shit!" It's become a family joke by now. :P

[Debi]

3. Ha ha..well, that's what Dad did n/t

[bigwillq]

2. LOL!

How have you been? :hi:

[Debi]

4. Survived Christmas w/Mom and Dad and am still married

at least I think I am...we aren't really talking too much at the moment :shrug:. I adore my folks, but their visits suck the life out of my marriage. It's like I have to choose and I am angry at all parties involved for putting me in that position. I love my husband and I love my folks, so GET ALONG ALREADY!

Deep breath in.....breath out....

How you doin? ;)

(One more thing, we were reminiscing about Christmas past and Mom told me a story about getting up at 4:00 AM and asking if Santa had came yet they told me to go back to bed, so I did for about 10 minutes and came in again, they told me to go back to bed again, and I came back another 10 minutes later and asked about Santa again...finally Dad sits up and yells "He's DEAD"!! Mom reached over and whacked him and I stood there screaming and crying) I don't remember this at all, but I almost peed myself laughing about it :rofl:

[bigwillq]

5. Your dad seems like quite the character...

That Christmas story at the end of your post...OMG!!!!!!

Best wishes in the New Year! I'm sure hubby will be alright. :hi: