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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:24 PM
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I just ate an entire box of Wheat Thins. Will I lose an eye?
:shrug:
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:25 PM
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1. Nah.. one of two things might happen..
You'll either be sitting on the toitey all new years day, or be plugged up for the next few days.

I think your eyes will be fine :)
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 06:43 PM
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8. I second the toitey motion.
Depends on how much fiber is in those things. I think they have quite a bit.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:27 PM
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2. Only if you can dance, too.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:37 PM
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3. You think you're funny, don't you?


Eating an entire box of Wheat Thins like that.

Oh sure, it's funny all right... it's funny until someone loses an eye!

























...then it's hilarious!

:rofl:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:41 PM
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4. Yes. Yes you will.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:42 PM
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5. No, but you might gain a pound or two!
:eyes:
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:43 PM
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6. Yep, the ghost of Dennis Wilson
Edited on Sat Dec-31-05 05:43 PM by darkstar
is gonna come carve it out w/ a spoon.

Least, that's the word on the street....


:hi:
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:55 PM
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7. Took me a second.
:rofl:
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