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Well, those who bother to call me on my cel phone are all-too-familiar with just what a crappy bit of service it is that I have. Much of the blame lies in the RF-challenged Sony Ericsson T68i that I carry around with me. This phone has terrible reception. Indeed, I can be sitting there staring sullenly at my phone while someone on the same network with a different piece of hardware has no problems at all making a connection.
It all came to a head last week when frustration drove me to calling AT&T customer service and demanding a phone that actually WORKED with their network. The customer service woman told me that I was only able to get a replacement phone of the same model. I had gone this route. A replacement phone was simply more of the same unreliable doody. I wanted a different model phone.
I was informed that in order to get a different model phone, I would either have to pay full price, OR I could get a discount, if I agreed to extend my contract for another two years. I was already about nine months into my current contract. I was furious. In my mind, AT&T not providing reliable service and replacing a phone of questionable ability was the issue. A quick internet search revealed numerous complaints about the inability of this phone to get a signal or hold onto a signal or provide an audible connection. The woman persisted that this was the only way I could get a different model phone. I demanded the consumer relations department contact information, but agreed to place an order. I reasoned that I would take up the matter of contract extension with customer relations, as this low-level support lackey was not going to do anything for me.
A couple of days go by, and my phone, which was supposed to be FedEx'ed to me is no where to be found. I start calling AT&T. Every time I get through, the customer service drone informs me that he is unable to get into the system at this time, could I please call back. Apparently AT&T is switching their customer service system, and as a result, only limited numbers of their agents are able to access customer accounts at a time. This is rather absurd. Working at MBNA credit card bank, I have distinct memories of them running TWO customer service systems side-by-side when they phased into a new system. That way if one system was unavailable, they could just drill into the old system. You would think that the company that advertises itself on "Networking and Connectivity" would be a bit smarter about that.
Well anyway, I finally get through to someone who can look at my account on Friday morning, and I am assured that my order has been processed, the new phone is en route, and everything is all nice. BUT they are unable to provide me with a tracking number. I call back late Friday afternoon, and am told the system is unavailable, please call back later. Great. Friday evening, no delivery. I am sh*t out of luck for the weekend.
Monday, I call to complain about never receiving the phone, and ask for a tracking number. The customer service rep puts me on hold for fifteen minutes. He then comes back on the line, and says that they contacted FedEx, and that the phone hardware was in Reading, and on the truck for delivery that day to my place of work. I was relieved. That is, until 5:00 PM came along and no delivery was made.
Furious, I called AT&T. Their customer service system was unavailable, and I could not get a tracking number. I called FedEx. They could not tell me anything without a tracking number.
Tuesday morning, no phone. I call AT&T. Guess what? Their customer service system is not completely available. The woman does a search on my account, and determines that an order WAS placed a week ago, but it was never completed. Nothing had actually been shipped to me, that she could see. She talks to her help center, and they confirm this. So the stuff I was told yesterday about the phone "being on the truck and out for delivery" was total utter made-up bullshit.
I was furious. I told this dumb b*tch that I wanted to talk to her manager immediately. She goes away for fifteen minutes, and then comes back on and tells me that her manager will take my name and number, and get back to me within 48 to 72 hours. I was livid. I told her I wanted to be transferred to their consumer relations department. I was informed that unfortunately there was no number that one could contact for this. BUT if I would like, I could write a letter to them, and they would contact me in a couple of weeks. WHAT THE F%CK!?!?!?!?!?
I told her to get a phone out to me immediately, that I wanted something by tomorrow, as I need it for the holiday travel. I told her I would also be dropping my AT&T service, and will NOT pay to get out of my contract. After this bullsh*t, these f@ckers just better let it go, and not try to bill me for breaking the agreement.
I then made a nice call to the Better Business Bureau and filed a complaint.
So, the moral of this rambling rant is to stay the f_ck away from the Sony Ericsson T68i phone, as it proves that miniaturized shit is still shit. And avoid AT&T at all costs, because their customer service is f_cked up, and they are not above lying to customers.
What I really want is a PHONE NUMBER to their corporate office... something that doesn't go through their customer service center. I have been unable to find anything. I want to contact their consumer relations directly, rather than having to email or write a letter to those fuckers.
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