OK. You're in Hell. Hot enough for ya?

[texas1928]

[Servotron]

1. Not for me

I stole Satan's air conditioner :evilgrin:

[Richard Steele]

2. Yeah, but it's a DRY heat!

[texas1928]

5. yep it is parching.

[barb162]

6. oh, so then it is just sort of toasty and nice; no perspiring

[Richard Steele]

8. Yeah, apparently "But it's a DRY heat" is Arizona's unofficial state motto

I have a friend from there who gave me a t-shirt;
it shows a dessicated skeleton on a lawn-chair,
with the words "yeah, but its a DRY heat!"

I was amused.

[barb162]

9. that is funny

[wildhorses]

3. please refer to joke I just posted

all problems with heat in hell have now been solved...hehe

[texas1928]

4. Hell??? Hells bells

That is just summer time in Texas.

[Jamastiene]

7. Turn up the heat, baby. It's cold in here.

I don't think there is a hot enough for me. Oddly enough, at 80 degrees fahrenheit, I get these horrid heat blisters and I can't seem to sweat, but at 105 degrees fahrenheit, I'm out in the yard with a hammer or weedeater. I don't know why, but the heat draws me out when it's really hot, but I feel like I am overheating when it's mildly warm to most other people. I know. I'm fucked up. I just go with my own little flow. I have long since given up on trying to understand my body, except my unmentionables. I have read entire books about those. :evilgrin:

[WHAT]

10. Hell is pampered poodles performing...

for their peers

kibbles earned

heckuva

job?